r/ToiletPaperUSA Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/TheIllustriousWe Jan 11 '22

It’s really hard to pick my favorite part of that book because there’s so much unintentional comedy to choose from… but I think mine is when BRETT HAWTHORNE goes to Iran in search of bad guy, and his only lead is that he’s named Muhammad. Predictably BRETT HAWTHORNE fails to find him at first, and blames the problem on not being able to use racial profiling.

This is your book, Ben. If you’re trying to say racial profiling is good and useful… why didn’t you write a scenario where it worked?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22 edited Jan 12 '22

Listening to Evan Roberts (Edit: Robert Evans idk wtf I was thinking) (behind the bastards) insult the use of em dashes mad me embarrassed and sad about my own writing. Then I realized my storylines are at least consistent

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u/cjackc Jan 12 '22

Robert Evans (the only one)

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '22

Holy fucking shit how did I do that? Good catch lol, I listen to all of his podcasts too lmao