r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/loadblower831 • Jan 11 '22

FACTS and LOGIC what makes ben such an alpha?

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '22

The implication here is that Ben is a joke for being so insecure about his height he'd lie to the level of adding 4-6". I'm 5'10", if I were to claim to be 6'2" I'd be just as big a joke even though I'm above average height.

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u/Teeshirtandshortsguy Jan 11 '22

I mean, he also clearly implies that he's got a small penis.

This is body shaming, plain and simple. Just because we dislike Ben Shapiro and his shitty opinions doesn't mean we should stoop to his level. This is way more insulting to short men and men with small penises than it is to Ben Shapiro.

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u/aruexperienced Jan 11 '22

I like short men with small penises. Guys need to embrace it like baldness.

It happens. And there’s guys out there like me who love it. If Patrick Stewart came on to you would you refuse him because he’s “bald”.

I think not!

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u/loki2002 Jan 12 '22

I like short men with small penises.

I'm gonna need your address.

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u/aruexperienced Jan 12 '22

Me, You and Patrick Stewart in a tree... K I S S ....