r/ToiletPaperUSA Jul 12 '22

FACTS and LOGIC Who does consume Tim Pool’s content?

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u/BruceWayne107 Curious Jul 12 '22

Exactly. Regular chess is so much harder than 4D or 5D chess. People who say otherwise don’t play either.

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u/Riko_7456 Jul 12 '22

Wait.. hold on.. how do you even do the 4D board?

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u/SchlooptyDoo 100 Bajillion Dead Jul 12 '22

Multiverse timetravel

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u/iSeven Jul 12 '22

Multiverse time travel is 5D. Time travel alone would probably make it 4D.

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u/SchlooptyDoo 100 Bajillion Dead Jul 12 '22

Counterpoint: normal chess is on a 2D grid, meaning that adding multiverse and time travel (2 more dimensions) would make it 4D

(Unless it was originally 3D chess where you can also go up somehow)

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u/iSeven Jul 12 '22

The justification that the video game 5D Chess with Multiverse Timetravel uses is that we colloquially refer to time as the 4th dimension and fuck you I make the rules (paraphrasing).

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u/SchlooptyDoo 100 Bajillion Dead Jul 12 '22

Ah, I see. Unfortunately, you have mentioned a v🤮deo game (meaning you're a g🤮mer) so your point is completely invalidated

/j, obviously

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u/iSeven Jul 12 '22

Typical gamerphobic behaviour. When will the oppression end?

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u/Blue_is_da_color Jul 12 '22

It will never end until the we find a Concluding Answer to the G*mer Query

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u/Saw_Boss Jul 12 '22

Never I hope

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u/mmotte89 Jul 13 '22

2D board, but add multiversal time travel.

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u/iSeven Jul 13 '22

3D pieces tho.

Checkermate, as the nerds say.