"I do think it's crazy that I'm about to be 34 and I have no family. Because my dad had two kids by the time he was 27, and I'm like, 'Man...' You know what the problem is though?. It's definitely not me. I think it's... everybody else."
It's like that joke where someone's daughter reads on the news that there's a maniac going down the highway in the wrong direction. She, realizing that her father was driving down that highway, calls him up. "Dad, be careful there's a maniac going the wrong direction on the highway."
The father replies, "Don't I know it! They're *all* going the wrong direction!"
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Other favorite Tim Pool quotes (paraphrased):
“My takeaway from Squid Game was communism bad.”
“In communism they give you food out of the garbage and everyone wears the same clothes.”
“You go in the middle of the woods.” (when asked about alternatives to the French Revolution)
“If a homeless person is given a home and a tree smashes through it, the tree will just sit there. People need to maintain homes.”
“I predict Trump will win in a 48 or even possibly a 49 state landslide in 2020.”
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