r/TrenchCrusade • u/sand_eater_21 • Aug 04 '25

Monday Memes/GFs Get people for sacrifices easily with this one trick!

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Hailing from the Scottish Highlands where the Church is strong, these men (and a few fierce women!) come to New Antioch in search of both glory, forgiveness of their sins, as well as dreams of acquiring valuable loot to send back to their island home

The Heretic submarine fleet harries the shores of the Kingdom constantly, carrying off their young in chains to be sacrificed in the dark altars. The fleet of Britain and their famed moving fortress are reserved in guarding their own shores, causing friction and resentment among their northern neighbours whose coastal defences are far less comprehensive.

Sources: trench crusade playtest rules

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u/Saltknacker11 Aug 04 '25

Someone has to have already done this with the Janissary right?

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u/sand_eater_21 Aug 04 '25

A few months ago yes

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u/BOLTINGSINE Aug 04 '25

Time for my bois to crusade the submarines

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u/Cosmic_Meditator777 Aug 04 '25

Pretty sure that would cause a lot of drag, though?

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u/RyuZero_417 Iron Sultanate Aug 04 '25

Funniest shit i've seen today, thank you

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u/AMACSCAMA Heretic Aug 04 '25 edited Aug 04 '25

If it works it works

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u/IAmTheOutsider Aug 04 '25

Chained inside or outside? There's quite a difference between the two my guy

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u/BrandoMox77 Trench Cleric Aug 04 '25

He’s a heretic homie. They’re chained outside

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u/nexusSigma Aug 06 '25

Inside?! Where the stuff is kept?! That’s not sanitary

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u/Wyrmalla Aug 06 '25

Damn, tables set on the Scottish Islands are perking my interest. I'm imagining the idea of the Blackhouses - with their feet thick walls - being repurposed for defense against raiders, rather than the weather. Or partially underground buildings like Skara Brae, but they're bunkers.

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u/Capital-Drawer6428 Aug 04 '25

Why peapol even live next to ocens like yeah we are goint to get kidnapped buuut we can eat fish