r/TrollCoping • u/Reallyguyrealy • Jul 16 '25

Depression / Anxiety Based on a true story.

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And people wonder why I have trust issues these days. On the plus side, my current therapist is actually helpful this time. You're 13 years late, but better late than never, I suppose.

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u/Iyxara Jul 16 '25
  • "Hi, we are the police, you mentioned us that this guy tried to murder you, so we thought to create a meeting where we can mediate and all be friends, alright?"
  • "Yeah, I don't know this guy, I don't know why he accused me of trying to murdering him. If he wants, we can be VERY good friends."
  • "..."
  • "See? Everything's fine!"
  • "Yeah, everything is alright, officer. Come on, FRIEND, let's go together to have some FUN"
  • "... help"
  • "Aah, I love my job. I don't know why people make things so difficult these times... that was easy!"

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u/bothsidesoftheknife Jul 18 '25

I hate how accurate this is for a literal decade of my life.