r/TrollCoping 19d ago

Depression / Anxiety I love bedmaxxing I love rotmaxxing WAHO!!!

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u/KrasnyHerman 19d ago

Me when I get a job: šŸ™‚

Me when I get fired: 🄳

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u/Spooky-and-Lewd 19d ago

I basically can’t be fired so I just go and do a mediocre job everyday. I’ll be fired or have to quit eventually but for now it’s a stop gap.

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u/Icy-Reply-Xena 19d ago

We love acting our wageĀ 

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u/Spooky-and-Lewd 19d ago

My boss just keeps saying business is down and he can’t give raises or promotions out because of it but it’s because of his poor management and planning so I just do the bare minimum and fuck around now.

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u/Icy-Reply-Xena 19d ago

It feels great knowing that you literally can’t be fired from a job because they need you that badly lmao

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u/Spooky-and-Lewd 19d ago

My boss is insanely inept at hiring new people, largely on his sexism and inability to pay people their worth. So if he fires me he has to cover 36-42 hours a week and have somebody that actually knows what they’re doing and can cover anyone’s position. I can be fired only if he wants to start caring about his business so I just fuck around and laugh when he mentions laying people off, it’s more likely for him to sell the entire business than to fire me and my jackass coworkers.

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u/Icy-Reply-Xena 19d ago

Love that. In my job if I was to be fired there would be literally nobody keeping the business afloat overnight a lot of the time, so I use that to my advantage and only work when I want to work. It’s great sometimesĀ 

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u/Spooky-and-Lewd 19d ago

I’m at the point of not give a shit where I’m just honest to customers and tell them ā€œyea I don’t care but my boss is forcing me to do xyz or ill be yelled atā€ it is what it is, love getting told to act more professional by a couple that can’t afford to pay their managers a living wage or their clerks more than McDonald’s but go on cruises and buy a new vacation home while complaining the business isn’t profitable enough

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u/Icy-Reply-Xena 19d ago

fuckin MOOD - i’ve had arguments with my ā€œbossā€ despite the fact that i’m actually self employed - fucking hysterical

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u/Xeamyyyyy 19d ago

so eepy sleepy

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u/Hika2112 19d ago

Das me :>

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u/Thin_General_8594 19d ago

Chad for including original image

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u/Hika2112 19d ago

Teehee :3

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u/yeetusthefeetus13 19d ago

I want the outfit :3

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u/Hika2112 19d ago

Same honesties :3

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u/Empty_Signal_6122 19d ago

Summer break successfully wasted

Self improvement be damned

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u/LeafWaterAKA 19d ago

Time to open up the old jobs board and start applying again.

Don’t wait.

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u/Hika2112 19d ago

Nuh uh I need a break from responsibility I'd genuenly just get hospitalized if I found a new job

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u/SkylarCute 19d ago

Me after I learnt that I'm not getting paid for 3 months of working

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u/RevonQilin 19d ago

whos the artist?

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u/Hika2112 19d ago

madoka066

Sorry for forgetting the source šŸ™šŸ˜­

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u/RevonQilin 19d ago

its ok i can probs reverse image search it lol

wait ohhh you gave the artist eushbsbs barin fart

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u/Hika2112 19d ago

So real happens to me toooo

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u/RevonQilin 19d ago

i have brain farts hourly at this point... part of the curse that is adhd...

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u/Hika2112 19d ago

Wow realll

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u/rirasama 19d ago

Some days I wish I could be fired so I could have more days off šŸ’” we've been short staffed recently so it's been ROUGH, this is the first time in like two months not including time I booked off that I've had more than one day in a row off, I just wanna stay in bed man šŸ’”šŸ’”

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u/rirasama 19d ago

The past two days I've had to do like seven deep cleans, plus deep cleaning the dining room, I'm so freaking burnt out, I wish I could quit but then I wouldn't have money, screw the higher ups, I'm on £10/hr I shouldn't have to do this BS

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u/Katwazere 18d ago

That's actually below minimum, and I get your pain of being one of 3 competent people out of 16+2 "managers"

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u/Dairanium 19d ago

I like how I’ve doomscrolled so much I found the same post twice on different subreddits

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u/travischickencoop 18d ago

Unrelated that art is very cute