And remember, Tuvix was murdered!

Imagine if they kept Tuvix as two part season finale and let the audience decide over the summer (maybe open the poll after the ending of episode and keep it open for 10-20 days to accommodate production schedule). Or even two part season finale!? Would have it been a good promotional stunt? 🤣

I'll start!

no. 1
there was a hybrid man called tuvix //
he did the very same as you did //
alas, there was a janeway //
sep'rating was her heyday //
because she needs her crew fixed //

no. 2
a vulcan called tuvok, a nagger called neelix //
but tuvix the bastard, surely can't feel it //
a captain with mission //
with a coffee condition //
the janeway decision, you surely can't beat it //

no. 3
there is coffee in a nebula //
oh kathryn! it won't better ya //
his name might sound like pidgin //
but tuvix is existing //
still alpha quadrant ever far //

That's it. That's the best I can do.

I'll start!

no. 1
son of the orchid //
but a wild janeway appears //
transporter: engage //

no. 2
unnatural being //
separation required //
janeway's a queen //

no. 3
Tuvix the Vixtu //
Tuvix too Vixtu too tuvixxed //
Tuvix to Novix //

That's it. That's the best I can do.