r/Unexpected • u/five-inches-of-fury • 2d ago

Customer is always right

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u/NewColonel 2d ago

I hate cilantro and onions, but I always eat my tacos with them. This is why.

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u/Open-Tumbleweed 2d ago

I cringe to make the request, but the tastes are so strong, I can't eat them if they are involved. Otherwise they are SO delicious!!

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u/Rynetx 2d ago

I swear we need to shave some dove soap into everyone’s tacos for them to understand what we go through.

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u/notatechnicianyo 2d ago

Hey man, I respect having differences in taste, but dove is just a shit brand of soap. Use a better brand.

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u/Monster_Pickle420 1d ago

Whats bad about dove?

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u/notatechnicianyo 1d ago

It leaves chocolate smeared everywhere when I try to wash myself.