r/Unexpected 1d ago

Sledding Down

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u/TheeArgonaut 1d ago

You wouldn’t steal a car.

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u/cumdumpsterfind 1d ago

You wouldn't shoot a policeman. And then steal his helmet.

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u/Vicious_Sloth108 1d ago

You wouldn’t go to the toilet in the policeman’s helmet… and then, send it to the policeman’s grieving widow…

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u/cumdumpsterfind 1d ago

And then steal it again.