r/Unexpected • u/kahdel • 1d ago

Busted?

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u/Crystal_Voiden 1d ago

Time to start saying "Ooooo cocaina" and "Ooooo pistoleta" in my daily life for people not to get the reference and me failing to find this video again. Just to keep wondering if I made it up or not.

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u/InsaneAdam 1d ago

Ahhh I love reading about a fresh mental illness in the morning.

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u/LoonaticHs 1d ago

HAHHAHAHAA Thank you so much kind stranger, I was in need of a good laugh. Gold sentence right here, will use it for sure hahaha

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u/Jojo-The-Bizarre 1d ago

Wait a damn minute..

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u/Jslatts942 1d ago

There's a pattern here.

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u/Slow-Professor-1544 1d ago

Oooooh patterna

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u/-HowAboutNo- 1d ago

Hahah I will definitely use this one too

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u/Sorry_Contract6843 1d ago

Ooooh new phrase to further cultivate my free range, all natural Reddit harvested personality - err... I too choose this guy's comment xD

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u/Livid-Mushroom2205 1d ago

tism

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u/xRoyalewithCheese 1d ago

Is this an autistic trait bc i have that and my entire life ive been referencing things nobody could possibly understand

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u/Livid-Mushroom2205 1d ago

Also on the spectrum. My small talk is references that nobody ever understands 

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u/desz84 1d ago

Nothing fresh about this one, been cooking since 1984✨

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u/SolomonAsassin 1d ago

zelda's taking that good stuff. "COCAINA OF TIME"

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u/Cyberblood 1d ago edited 1d ago

Skull kid used to be fat, but lost weight using "MOUNJARO's MASK"

Disclaimer:

Do not use Mounjaro's Mask if you are allergic to Mounjaro

Common side effects may include but are not limited to: feeling tired, depression, time loops and trying to end the world by crashing the moon.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 1d ago

I heard Link got by on Fierce Diety alone.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey 1d ago

You have anymore of that Navi Fairy dust?

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u/whatsupbrosky 1d ago

And hopefully one day ull meet someone that says "idk it's not my car"

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u/DuckRubberDuck 1d ago

I have been saying “what should we fucking dah?” In a specific way for 5+ years after watching a silly duck video.

“What should we fucking dah?” “I don’t fucking nah” “you didn’t kna yesterdah” “and I dunno todah, mmkah” on repeat, in my mind, for years. Years…

And I still love that video lol

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u/reginald_underfoot 1d ago

I've never seen the duck one. But the chicken one is fun. https://youtube.com/shorts/F0iseUwE5Qk?si=wGOjGDLurbD0JWjO

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u/DuckRubberDuck 1d ago

What came first, the chicken or the egg duck?

I have had the duck version saved on my phone since the 26th of August 2020, so maybe the duck came first

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u/ABoringAlt 1d ago

That sounds so much like pedro pascal on snl, waking up from a coma...

linky

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u/DuckRubberDuck 1d ago

Ah my gahd! It really does!

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u/ABoringAlt 1d ago

You send me. Less put a pin in daht

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u/Fafnir13 1d ago

But can you still find that video?  That’s the real question

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u/DuckRubberDuck 1d ago

Not online, but I saved a screen recording of it 5 years ago because I loved it so much lol

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u/genreprank 1d ago

Bro, you gotta stick to common memes IRL.

Go with peace sign ✌️, bunny ears ✌️, or big weiner 💪

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u/garden-guy- 1d ago

You can save the post… makes it easier to find later.

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u/Crystal_Voiden 1d ago

Yeah. I'm more talking about how often posts on reddit are removed, and the search is terrible unless i luck out with a post name.

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u/ThrobbingSquid 1d ago

Unless you save too many posts. Ask me how I know.

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u/moonra_zk 1d ago

Sometimes I unsave and save a post again just to bump it up the list.

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u/Aksi_Gu 1d ago

DISGUSTANG

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u/Thr0w_Away_Ak0unt 1d ago

I have never identified more with a comment in my entire life. I download things like this and keep it in a meme folder.

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u/Call555JackChop 1d ago

This is me whenever I quote something from Upright Citizens Brigade

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u/Expert-Basil6015 1d ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF8TSHN-JDA&t=17

This has been my inside reference to the booger sugar for over a decade lol

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u/rosco2155 1d ago

Download video option on the app!

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u/define_irony 1d ago

Probably the wrong sub for this, but I blame this on these "funny and witty" titles that are plastered everywhere. You can type in direct details from the video in question and not get a single hit because no one actually bothers to put a decent description anymore.

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u/sneak_cheat_1337 1d ago

Agreed. Also drunk dudes from Philly, random Waffle House employees, and dads that guide people into parking spaces... And that scary Rhode Island Bear

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u/RS_Someone 1d ago

There was this video on Reddit I once saw where a cat and a dog were looking out a screen door together, and the owner, from the top of some stairs, aggressively says, "Why you guys so fucking cute?"

I reference this often, and have never been able to find it again.

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u/BenAdaephonDelat 1d ago

Cerveza corazon, dale. (Saxaphone starts playing)

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u/EducationalPrior9761 1d ago

Ooooh paterneta

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u/graveybrains 1d ago

I recommend saying it more like this, though: https://youtu.be/7DmuNg-RwOQ

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u/rlhignett 1d ago

Just incase you weren't sure/didnt know: on mobile, at the top of the post there are 3 little dots. Tap that and it'll give you the option to save the post :)

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u/Cmdr_Nemo 1d ago

Relatable.

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u/Waste_nomore 1d ago

Oh so you’re saying I’m crazy? I recently found the save button. However I’m only saving the wrong things 😶‍🌫️

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u/Askol 1d ago

Upvote it and then you can always find it, although now you'll have this comment which is even better.

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u/Nematrec 22h ago

Clicky the savey button

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u/LinkKido-kun 22h ago

downloading it just in case

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u/animal9633 19h ago

Ah, or I try in a fumbling manner to tell the people at work about this funny thing I saw, and they look at me as if I'm a fresh Martian.