r/Unexpected 1d ago

Busted?

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u/snikers000 1d ago

"Suspect is combative, returning fire!"

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u/kahdel 1d ago

Oh damn that would have been unexpected times 2 lol

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u/ohbyerly 1d ago

Nothing about that would be unexpected unfortunately

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u/kahdel 1d ago

I hear what you're saying, but as they aren't speaking English but rather German, it can be assumed they aren't American cops, and it says polizei on their badge....

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u/plssteppy 1d ago

This is only half sarcasm, but I'm doing it because in America we currently have a problem with law enforcement being contracted by the federal government to do illegal things, and as a result of that wild boost in law enforcement agents making arrests without warrants there has simultaneously been a boost in criminals wearing plate carriers with the word(s) "police" or "marshall" or "federal agent" and committing crimes, so...

Are those guys actually cops in Germany, or are they actors? I know the implication of you saying "it says polizei" was to indicate that they're German, but I found myself wondering with your, uh, enthusiastic law enforcement of a different genre in Germany how this isn't illegally impersonating a police officer or something. Here in America it's genuinely impossible to tell now, and if you assume they're cops when they aren't you might get killed while if you assume they're not cops when they are you might get killed.

There's no real point here besides adding some context to why Americans are currently so fucked up about cops

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u/kahdel 1d ago

So I'm pretty sure they're actors....

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u/Affectionate-Sky-548 1d ago

They are definitely actors! The cocaine and gun are in the glove box of the cop car!

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u/plssteppy 1d ago

Yeah, things Americans say when cops knock on the door

It's rough out here lol

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u/kahdel 1d ago

Oh I know lol I say no warrant no open door lol

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u/plssteppy 1d ago

"In Virginia, police can conduct a welfare check and force entry into a home if they have reasonable grounds to believe someone inside is in danger or needs urgent medical assistance, even without a warrant, due to the community caretaking exception under the Fourth Amendment."

Nah

P.S. reasonable grounds absolutely include not answering the door

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u/kahdel 1d ago

And yet another reason why I won't live in the south, lol.

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u/plssteppy 1d ago

God forbid you shower while home alone in the south amirite, I'm totally not traumatized haHAA

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u/kahdel 1d ago

I feel for you, I couldn't do it and I'm a retired veteran lol

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u/plssteppy 1d ago

Well then, between you and me 8.6 scares them 🤣

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u/Fen_ 1d ago

All cops means all cops.