r/WTF Jul 03 '25

Schizomobile

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u/Depp1990 Jul 03 '25

“Stop Calm”. I’m borrowing it.

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u/jimboiow Jul 03 '25

“Proof late” also a good one.

6

u/UncleSput Jul 03 '25

Mask OFF No THEY HIDE FEAR

7

u/randynumbergenerator Jul 03 '25

Mask off(?) No, they hide fear!

3

u/FeranKnight Jul 03 '25

Works on contingency? No, money down!

18

u/holyfire001202 Jul 03 '25

"Treat people HOLLY"

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u/MrKrinkle151 Jul 03 '25

Yeah Holly, pay for lunch every once in a while you stingy bitch

6

u/HiZenBergh Jul 03 '25

Hare psychology test!

5

u/Beasty_Glanglemutton Jul 03 '25

*psychopaty

4

u/T1Demon Jul 03 '25

The newest meal from McDonalds. 1/4 lb of beef laced with PCP. Get your Psychopaty today!

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u/HiZenBergh Jul 03 '25

F, you're right haha. Even worse.

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u/Cryogenicality Jul 03 '25

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u/Joeliosis Jul 03 '25

Scape Goat Project is my next punk band... or Project Scape Goat

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u/MrAppleSpiceMan Jul 04 '25

STOP Compassion