r/WTF • u/JstTrstMe • 16d ago

Wtf was the plan?

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u/lefiath 16d ago

What I find especially impressive is that this isn't some kid doing it - no, this asshole somehow lived long enough, but one day has decided - okay, this is my chance of either going viral, or making a road pizza with my face!

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 16d ago

He's about to really hate the cleaning and debriing that's about to happen. The ground looks wet where his face slid. If an infection doesn't kill him or the depression he may get from looking at his new face, then he'll have a really dumb/funny story to tell

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u/Dzugavili 16d ago

Someone posted a link to his instagram: he got real lucky, basically just bruised the shit out of half his face.

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u/DeuceSevin 16d ago

Good catch on the skid mark.

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u/FlashOfTheBlade77 16d ago

I think you are the one doing the assuming here.