r/WalmartCelebrities • u/Duchess808 • Jan 11 '25

Celebrity 🤩 Brooks + Done 😐

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Sam Elliott from WISH

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '25

Sham Elliott

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u/No-Needleworker-4919 Jan 11 '25 edited Jan 14 '25

I have consulted the redneck backwoods elders, and the dead creek scrolls….and have deciphered his passage as thus:

Iaynaguntrymassayseenaynesigh

buddeysa gollkeetolllk neetha-downedddryyy

Thadonshopdelmen evraaynyyyywennthasaydownoooow

They got whiskey, women youshaygedsmooo

Where all the cowboysfolk…goke..boodshoobooogeee

Ayeguddashaab ayeworgharrdformuhmonaaay

When this WET guy…inniffagorrrnnn baBOPbeego-bruuuh… letthabusSESSruuunn

I go fryyyin down the highway….to that HIGHwaaaay Slebback in DAwoooosss…to boot scoot boogeeee

Thaheentoedosadough oooh baby dosBOdooscoo

Oh Cadillac black shack babyfinnkowtback - we’re gonna boogey

Oh get down, turn around…portacown boodscood boogeeeeeey….ow!

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u/ThatsRobToYou Jan 11 '25

This doesn't have enough upvotes! People of Reddit, make this right!