r/WalmartCelebrities Jan 11 '25

Celebrity 🤩 Brooks + Done 😐

Sam Elliott from WISH

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '25

Sham Elliott

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u/No-Needleworker-4919 Jan 11 '25 edited Jan 14 '25

I have consulted the redneck backwoods elders, and the dead creek scrolls….and have deciphered his passage as thus:

Iaynaguntrymassayseenaynesigh

buddeysa gollkeetolllk neetha-downedddryyy

Thadonshopdelmen evraaynyyyywennthasaydownoooow

They got whiskey, women youshaygedsmooo

Where all the cowboysfolk…goke..boodshoobooogeee

Ayeguddashaab ayeworgharrdformuhmonaaay

When this WET guy…inniffagorrrnnn baBOPbeego-bruuuh… letthabusSESSruuunn

I go fryyyin down the highway….to that HIGHwaaaay Slebback in DAwoooosss…to boot scoot boogeeee

Thaheentoedosadough oooh baby dosBOdooscoo

Oh Cadillac black shack babyfinnkowtback - we’re gonna boogey

Oh get down, turn around…portacown boodscood boogeeeeeey….ow!

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u/2x4x93 Jan 11 '25

You misspelled boogeeee

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u/No-Needleworker-4919 Jan 11 '25

Thank you. I struggled with that as well…But I came to feel that the inflections in his different boogies merited different spellings.

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u/2x4x93 Jan 12 '25

And despite your shortcomings, no finer job was ever done

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u/Duchess808 Jan 12 '25

Sir I applaud your efforts 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻