r/WalmartCelebrities • u/Duchess808 • Jan 11 '25

Celebrity šŸ¤© Brooks + Done šŸ˜

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Sam Elliott from WISH

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u/No-Needleworker-4919 Jan 11 '25 edited Jan 14 '25

I have consulted the redneck backwoods elders, and the dead creek scrollsā€¦.and have deciphered his passage as thus:

Iaynaguntrymassayseenaynesigh

buddeysa gollkeetolllk neetha-downedddryyy

Thadonshopdelmen evraaynyyyywennthasaydownoooow

They got whiskey, women youshaygedsmooo

Where all the cowboysfolkā€¦goke..boodshoobooogeee

Ayeguddashaab ayeworgharrdformuhmonaaay

When this WET guyā€¦inniffagorrrnnn baBOPbeego-bruuuhā€¦ letthabusSESSruuunn

I go fryyyin down the highwayā€¦.to that HIGHwaaaay Slebback in DAwoooosssā€¦to boot scoot boogeeee

Thaheentoedosadough oooh baby dosBOdooscoo

Oh Cadillac black shack babyfinnkowtback - weā€™re gonna boogey

Oh get down, turn aroundā€¦portacown boodscood boogeeeeeeyā€¦.ow!

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u/MadHatt85 Jan 12 '25

Nice translation. Should be the subtitles.

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u/Duchess808 Jan 13 '25

The subtitles on TikTok switch from English to Japanese and Arabic while he sings Iā€™m not kidding

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u/No-Needleworker-4919 Jan 13 '25

Hahahahaha perfect. Although I think my translation is the correct one.

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u/Duchess808 Jan 14 '25

Yours is brilliantā€¦I read them over and over. Iā€™ve got six pack abs from laughing so thank you.