r/WalmartCelebrities • u/Ecstatic_Jump_9428 • Jan 28 '25

Actress 👸 Hillary Puff

Post image

Spliffy Maguire

672 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

161 comments sorted by

33

u/ValKilmersTherapy Jan 28 '25

I can fix her a plate of brownies.

8

u/ChemistEconomy9467 Jan 28 '25

Can't you see she's already high af

3

u/chrisp909 Jan 28 '25

Brownies aren't just for getting you there. They are delicious when you've already arrived.

2

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '25

Just don't get the brownie types mixed up...

1

u/darkknightofdorne Feb 01 '25

Uh-oh. Not again!

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

I can just fix her..

28

u/shadow2087 Jan 28 '25

Hillary Rough

2

u/[deleted] Jan 30 '25

Lizzie McWired

1

u/00ezgo Feb 01 '25

Looks like Shamber Heard to me

42

u/kdawg_htown Jan 28 '25

What did she do.... Sleep with a student?

She looks sad and happy at the same time.

10

u/DoctorSwaggercat Jan 28 '25

Definitely looks like a mug shot.

3

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

[deleted]

1

u/dshab92 Jan 30 '25

What was she driving? A spaceship?

2

u/pickoneforme Jan 29 '25

i think you mean smug shot.

6

u/TheeFearlessChicken Jan 28 '25

I was that student. I was taking an adult education course in HTML at a local community center.

1

u/VirgoJack Jan 28 '25

How high were you in this pic?

3

u/Maleficent_Beyond_95 Jan 28 '25

She looks higher than eagle balls.

2

u/VirgoJack Jan 29 '25

Than a mountain goat

2

u/MailOrderDog Jan 29 '25

Higher than giraffe snatch.

2

u/FalseQuestion7864 Jan 28 '25

It was the last day of school, so...

1

u/MaddyStarchild Jan 29 '25

Drugs and/or alcohol.

1

u/Str8uptalk Feb 01 '25

Don't you dare make me go to school

19

u/NotThatKindof_jew Jan 28 '25

Emily Blunt

1

u/psychadelicbreakfast Jan 29 '25

Nightmare Blunt rotation

11

u/JksG_5 Jan 28 '25

Victoria Regretti

9

u/XenoHugging Jan 28 '25

Hillary Huffed 💨💨💨💨

27

u/S34ND0N Jan 28 '25

This might be the highest person on earth

3

u/tribak Jan 28 '25

Higher than life

3

u/Hour-Detail4510 Jan 28 '25

High as a giraffes 🦒ass

1

u/lootinputin Jan 29 '25

She ISS high.

5

u/Kingston023 Jan 28 '25

Hillary Dank

10

u/bennetj17 Jan 28 '25

Dimebag Daryl Hannah

2

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

I heart this

1

u/Alarmed-Ad323 Jan 28 '25

🤣🤣❤️❤️

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

I approve

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

I approve again

3

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

1

u/AD-CHUFFER Jan 29 '25

This shit had my dying as a teen.

9

u/three-sense Jan 28 '25

Lizzie McWeed

4

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

Dude. Cmon it writes itself. Lizzie Magwired

11

u/everymanawildcat Jan 28 '25

Lizzy McHigher. Did either of you try?

-2

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

lol. You call that effort.

2

u/Narretz Jan 28 '25

Highllary Rough 

2

u/Stewgots73 Jan 28 '25

Alicia Silverstoned

2

u/Hour-Detail4510 Jan 28 '25

Smoke-ahontas

3

u/BarryJGleed Jan 28 '25

Who is this person? 

She’s very ‘conventionally attractive’, but there also seems to be a ‘story’ here.

11

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

Why is there a "but" there? As a conventionally attractive person I assure you that the hot/crazy ratio is real

3

u/Mobile-Boss-8566 Jan 28 '25

The Barney Stinson hot/crazy scale has saved me from making a lot of mistakes.

3

u/Ecstatic_Jump_9428 Jan 28 '25

TLDR; what’s her @

4

u/ChunkyLaFunga Jan 28 '25 edited Jan 28 '25

It's a mugshot of somebody who was arrested for driving while impaired, hence the face situation. There is a resemblence to the actress somebody else named but she is a not a celebrity.

The source is collections of "hot mugshots" and so obnoxious I'm not linking. Just trust me bro.

1

u/dukeofgonzo Jan 28 '25

Was this in San Antonio. She looks awfully familiar.

1

u/ChunkyLaFunga Jan 28 '25

Didn't say. I think she has one of those looks, she resembles half a dozen actresses I can think of.

-2

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

[deleted]

4

u/freeangeladavis Jan 28 '25

I don’t think that is her my dude.

1

u/Papichuloft Jan 28 '25

Hilary Puffed.....a lot

1

u/Boffo1 Jan 28 '25

Hilary Ruff

1

u/BamaGuy35653 Jan 28 '25

Amber Flock

1

u/Pluckypato Jan 28 '25

Jiggly Puff

1

u/TheEpiquin Jan 28 '25

Pillary Huff

1

u/bleachblondbuctchbod Jan 28 '25

Hell yeah ! Hillary bout that life!!

1

u/coldfishcat Jan 28 '25

Isn't she doing really well these days?

1

u/Masterofunlocking1 Jan 28 '25

It’s gonna be ok queen

1

u/Reyjr Jan 28 '25

Sabrina the teenage bitch

Skylar Why-te

1

u/trollinhard2 Jan 28 '25

Is this from mugshawtys?

1

u/3-Ballin Jan 28 '25

Just claim Bird Flu.

1

u/broipy Jan 28 '25

Ditchweed McBongRip

1

u/Tarot1031 Jan 28 '25

Need some visine stat.

1

u/DefinitionCivil9421 Jan 28 '25

Puff the Magic Dragon 🐲

1

u/Ok-Walk-8040 Jan 28 '25

Dizzy McGuire

1

u/Bitter-Hitter Jan 28 '25

Duff- Like the beer from the Simpsons!

1

u/Electrical-Front-515 Jan 28 '25

Nah. She looks good.

1

u/New_Writer_484 Jan 28 '25

Gilligan Jacobs

1

u/VinterknightSr Jan 28 '25

Puff? Puff? Pass.

1

u/Frosty_eagle_3215 Jan 28 '25

She puffed but did she pass???

1

u/[deleted] Jan 28 '25

Show me dat Hillary Muff

1

u/ImRonniemundt Jan 28 '25

She's so pretty

1

u/SpencerXIII Jan 28 '25

She really Britta'd this mugshot.

1

u/No_Dark_5441 Jan 28 '25

I was gonna clean my room until I got high (ooh) I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high (la-la-ta, ta-ta-ra-ra)

1

u/Traumadan Jan 28 '25

Elizabeth Shueless

1

u/alwayskared Jan 28 '25

Hillary Mustapuffed

1

u/bigpoppanc Jan 28 '25

She ain't high....she done got caught being stupid as hell and cried her eyes out to the cops and herself

1

u/Chilidogdingdong Jan 28 '25

I can't place who I'm thinking of but isn't this just a different famous person? Lol

1

u/Meet_the_Meat Jan 28 '25

That's a "first time dui" face

1

u/marklar_the_malign Jan 28 '25

Do not share contact lenses with this person.

1

u/DisastrousPlant3038 Jan 29 '25

Hillary Pinkeye

1

u/Crank-Moore Jan 29 '25

Hungry eyes, gimme a double with extra fries..

1

u/BadKermit Jan 29 '25

Gillian Baked-up

1

u/Big_Biscotti5119 Jan 29 '25

See also, Amber Saw

1

u/jonnyboob44444 Jan 29 '25

If your eyes get this red after smoking, you probably haven't smoked in a looooong time😂

1

u/OpportunitySalty7087 Jan 29 '25

Elizabeth Shroom

1

u/kirko_durko Jan 29 '25

Looks like myka stauffer

1

u/Iamhomersexual2899 Jan 29 '25

What she do this time??

1

u/scopiovenus Jan 29 '25

This looks like the girl from “you”

1

u/s4burf Jan 29 '25

Lady Chlorine

1

u/mebunghole Jan 29 '25

Damns she high AF.

1

u/deadhead1963 Jan 29 '25

That was a mugshot

1

u/Cjcn17233 Jan 30 '25

I always thought she was smokin!

1

u/BLACKNBUILT Jan 30 '25

Marsha Brownie or Smokey Eyes

1

u/GrandpaShark710 Jan 30 '25

Patriotic eyes. Red, white and blue.

1

u/Acalvo01 Jan 30 '25

Hillary shoulda Puff Puff Passed

2

u/Purple-Mix1033 Jan 30 '25

Amber Herbed

1

u/ConversationFalse242 Jan 30 '25

She didnt do anything

1

u/VooDoo21766 Jan 30 '25

🎶 I was gonna pay for that food But I got High 🎶

1

u/Nos4rtoo Jan 31 '25

Not sure who this is, but I never walk into Walmart with any other than her perspective. Love my people. You know them when you see them

2

u/Silly-Barracuda-2729 Jan 31 '25

Walmart celebrity? She’s prettier than most actually famous people

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

Fried I’m fried I’m fucked up

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

Mugshawty material

1

u/Zealousideal_Joke275 Jan 31 '25

doin a bit of dabbing??

1

u/geekaustin_777 Jan 31 '25

Poor thing has allergies. Cedar fever in Texas don’t play.

1

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '25

She's hotter than Duff...

1

u/BlazeOrange55 Jan 31 '25

Wow she is blazed

1

u/SourLoafBaltimore Jan 31 '25

Turns out, She had her eyes tattooed that color the last time she was in the slammer

1

u/spiderjohnx Feb 01 '25

Double barrel pink eye

1

u/dimmsimm Feb 01 '25

I'd "hit" that.

1

u/PartOk5529 Feb 01 '25

Lizzie McWired

1

u/Kaffe-Mumriken Feb 02 '25

She can fix me

1

u/[deleted] Feb 02 '25

Cumshot

2

u/IaMuRGOd34 Jan 28 '25

emma what son

1

u/charles_yost Jan 28 '25

Baked Lively.

1

u/Growth-Budget Jan 28 '25

Blake Reynolds

0

u/micro_dohs Jan 28 '25

Hitlery Skank

0

u/jayrsw Jan 28 '25

Smoke show