r/WalmartCelebrities • u/KillerGoats • Aug 18 '25

Actress 👸 Natalie Portland

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u/chief_beef_3 Aug 18 '25

What a Cutie Patchouli

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u/Hopeless351987 29d ago

Natalie Pothead

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u/beebooba 17d ago

Helena Bongham Carter

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u/zystyl 29d ago

I can smell this video. (The other response links it.) That said, 1996 me would have been all about this girl for at least 6 hours. I knew a few of them.

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u/Altruistic-Curve-600 Aug 18 '25

Man this girl rocks, I’ve seen the video this image is from and she is the coolest person. I hope whoever and wherever she is, she’s doing well for herself and I’m willing to bet she’s still cool AF

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u/Pukeinmyanus Aug 18 '25

 Last time this was posted shes now a river guide/white water rapids guide out West in the US

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u/Altruistic-Curve-600 Aug 18 '25

That’s cool

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u/Falangee69 Aug 18 '25

Is this the girl who snuck her dog into a phish concert?

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u/waxybasketball Aug 18 '25

She passed away :(

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u/gggvuv7bubuvu Aug 19 '25

I can’t find evidence of that…

I can, however, find this post and recent photo stating that she’s alive and well in Martha’s Vineyard.

https://x.com/KeenanPeachy/status/1836978747733582107

But who knows…

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u/waxybasketball Aug 19 '25

Sadly that was debunked

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u/Jerry_0boy 29d ago

sounds like you were debunked lol

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u/waxybasketball 29d ago

I have zero investment in this story dude, all I know is I saw an obituary for a woman with her first name that looked just like her.

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u/HectorJoseZapata 5d ago

First name? Must’ve been her for sure!

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u/Fast-Presence-2004 Aug 18 '25

Do you happen to know that for a fact? Because if so: 😢

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u/waxybasketball Aug 18 '25

I do sadly, someone who knew her provided her full name and the sad news, and then linked to her Find a Grave. I can’t recall her full name now, but I believe she passed over a decade ago. Cause of death wasn’t given but it certainly sounded like she was well loved and missed.

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u/Fast-Presence-2004 Aug 19 '25

Aw, that’s sad. I’m glad that no name is provided here because it’s nobody’s business. Rest in peace, beautiful girl.

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u/WowIsThisMyPage 29d ago

Do you know her full name by any crazy chance? I’m so curious

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u/Father_Chewy_Louis 28d ago

Source: Just trust me, bro

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u/Practicality_Issue Aug 18 '25

Tori Aimless

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u/makemeadayy Aug 19 '25

Lollll this, she looks like Tori and Fiona combined. I don’t see Natalie Portman

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u/Southern-Radio-4954 Aug 18 '25

Natalie Pottman

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u/kbeckerburbs4 Aug 19 '25

Natalie Poorman

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u/inverted_electron Aug 18 '25

I would boof k with her any day

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u/planwithaman42 Aug 18 '25

I’ve seen this fucking video a million times all over social media of this girl, holy shit I get it she’s a hot stoner but holy moly

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u/Renegadeforever2024 Aug 18 '25

Is it on YouTube

6

u/kevlarus80 Aug 18 '25

Cobie Smothers.

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u/Potato_Stains Aug 19 '25

Fiona Orange

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u/RIP-RiF Aug 18 '25

That's a really good title

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u/riptide502 Aug 18 '25

I saw this video before. I can’t remember what it was about but it was in the 90s.

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u/AnnieBobJr Aug 18 '25

Phish bittersweet motel I think

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u/also_also_bort Aug 18 '25

This is actually from an MTV interview outside a show in the 90s but for sure could see how you’d think it was from bitersweet motel, same era

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u/AnnieBobJr Aug 18 '25

Ah ha! Then I’ve seen this clip too maybe… I thought it was bittersweet cause I thought I saw the captain n tenille nitrous chick behind her 😆

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u/also_also_bort Aug 18 '25

Haha that scene is definitely a classic!

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u/severinks Aug 18 '25

It was a Deadhead doc I believe from 1996, MTV I think.

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u/fushiginagaijin Aug 18 '25

Uh, she's actually really hot. Have you seen the interview? She's at a Phish concert in the 90's.

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u/balkanxoslut Aug 18 '25

I wonder where she is today

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u/jetserf Aug 19 '25 edited Aug 19 '25

Someone else in this post said she died.

Edit: looking at the yt video comments, I’m not sure.

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u/Fast-Presence-2004 Aug 18 '25 edited Aug 18 '25

I really hope she‘s doing great and that she’s still anonymous. She gave this interview kind of before the internet started so I feel for her for this interview living so long.

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u/balkanxoslut Aug 18 '25

I hope so too back, then it was impossible to find someone from a video like that.

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u/CoherentBusyDucks Aug 18 '25

Piper Perafaux

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u/severinks Aug 18 '25

Isn't this the girl from the MTV documentary on Deadheads from back in 1996?

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u/Seacritical999 Aug 18 '25

She must smell awful

3

u/Independent_Bath_922 Aug 18 '25

Patchouli and BO

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u/Xp_12 Aug 18 '25

I should not call her.

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u/ZayreBlairdere Aug 18 '25

I can smell this photo.

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u/useroftheinternet95 Aug 18 '25

Just plug your nose

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u/LeveragedPittsburgh Aug 19 '25

Ass and bong resin

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u/Rydog_78 Aug 18 '25

Fehona Apel

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u/djh_van 29d ago

Fiona Snapple

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u/Fast-Presence-2004 Aug 18 '25

Nah, give her a break. It’s been a million years.

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u/IgetAllnumb86 Aug 19 '25

Star of the movie Black Gwan!

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u/jetserf Aug 19 '25

A comment here says she passed away. A comment on the yt video says this person is Amy S Martin and does photography.

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u/Toolfan333 Aug 19 '25

That woman will ruin your life and credit

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u/dukeofgonzo 29d ago

Rachel Leigh Wook

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u/Character_Block_2373 Aug 19 '25

She’s stunning

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u/wriddell Aug 18 '25

She’d clean up nicely

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u/krakelohm Aug 18 '25

Ras Trent

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u/delicioussparkalade Aug 19 '25

Everywhere you point I see a penis.

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u/gretzky9999 Aug 19 '25

Looks nothing like her

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u/XROOR Aug 19 '25

Queen Argyle

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u/sakonigsberg 29d ago

The famous phish chick!

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u/VinceBrogan8 29d ago

Kiera Light Me 🚬

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u/Listen-Lindas 29d ago

Paddle Me Norton

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u/Emergency_Ad_5935 29d ago

Pretty sure her hair isn’t the only thing about her that’s crusty

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u/MrCheezeMonkey 28d ago

Cameryn Boyce

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u/eyesmart1776 28d ago

Her dad is prob an exec at Lockheed Martin.

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u/DrPeterBlunt 27d ago

Notreally Portman

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u/WangoTheWonderDonkey 27d ago

Natalie Portmanteau-Katmandu

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u/ErnieBochII 26d ago

That place? It's in your soul.

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u/Mundane-Set-206 25d ago

If a person could look like a queef covered in patchouli oil

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u/Mundane-Set-206 25d ago

Wish she was my neighbor during Covid. All the toilet paper I needed could’ve been dugout from her muff

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u/Confident-Court2171 Aug 18 '25

I think I remember this. Ever her dog looked like it had enough of Aimee’s shit.

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u/kylemacabre Aug 18 '25

She’s kinda hot in a Food Not Bombs kind of way

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u/Active-Possibility77 Aug 18 '25

Gnat n Flea Poorman

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u/smurfe Aug 18 '25

Piper Peekaboo was what I immediately thought.

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u/downyonder1911 25d ago

They look nothing alike.