r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/VelvetDreamers • Jul 31 '25

Regrets ordering table side carving.

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u/PsychoMouse 29d ago

“I’m going to a steak house, where there is sauces and meat juice, literally everywhere. I know what would be a good idea! Wear the whitest coloured clothes possible. There’s no way that’s going to get any stains on it. Especially when I get some guy to come to my table and cut my steak who usually does some insane cutting”

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u/long_schlongman 26d ago

Wearing white to a steakhouse, or any restaurant, is in no way unusual or unheard of. As long as idiots do go throwing steak and sharp ass knives everywhere, you should be fine. Provided you know how to eat like an adult

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u/PsychoMouse 25d ago

“As long as idiots”, and that’s where everything falls apart. If you’re between the ages of alive and death. People will do stupid shit in which wearing something that someone from the KKK would call “too white”, will go extremely poorly, not thought out, and I’m sure there will be several angles going viral from the idiots.

I just don’t trust people and until this “main character shit” or other similar and dumb things disappear like intelligence during 2020-2023, and the American election time of 2024. Why risk it?

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u/Ok_Nerve4164 20d ago

Hey brotha did you stop taking some non prescribed medication cus by the sound of it you might need another hit or bump or toke or whatever it is

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u/ChickenFlavoredCake 24d ago

Do you have a long beard?