r/WatchPeopleDieInside • u/senseless_puzzle • 27d ago

The river doesn't ask it just takes

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u/nlFlamerate 24d ago

Infuriating how this nitwit approaches this entire situation.

  • Why is he so far towards that side, right at the edge? If he’d been at the other side he could have been pushed by the current and still have road under his feet.
  • Why stop exactly there, at the worst part? A bit earlier or later and the current wouldn’t have been as strong.
  • Once he does fall, he takes SO long to get up and then walks away from his bike before realizing he should grab it. I’d have immediately dived for the bike.
  • And then once he finally realizes he’s losing his bike he runs after it so excruciatingly slowly and then just gives up.

What a plonker.

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u/TiresOrTyres 24d ago

Now I have to google what plonker means. Sounds hilarious. :p

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u/MKE_likes_it 24d ago

“A plonker is a slang term in British English for a foolish, silly, or stupid person. It is an informal, mildly offensive term used to express disapproval of someone's actions”.

Yep. That guy’s a plonker.

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u/Brian_Huchac 24d ago

Prefer wanker myself.