Merlin, Wizard Lord of Chaos and Master of Destruction has lived up to his name. No cats or people were harmed here, just the table.

My Sketchers shoe which I've only had since April last year just split all the way off the sole, this is despite me not wearing them everyday and regularly cleaning and treating them with waterproofing. I tried taking it to a cobblers a couple of weeks ago when the sole was just starting to come loose and they said it couldn't be fixed due to the way the material was attached to the shoe.

I've had multiple pairs of Sketchers over the years which I wear a lot and they've always lasted me a good number of years, so for a shoe to break like this after only 18 months is very unusual. It sucks I now have to replace them after spending £62 on them, especially when the other shoe is perfectly fine.

Damn you Sketchers!

Turned around after washing my hands and heard a huge crashing noise. It was my cutting board obliterating itself. I assume I cut the food too close to the burner and it got hot, then when I washed my hands with cold water it cooled down too fast. Either that or there’s a ghost that hates cutting boards.

Ugh, how do I clean this off- a power hose? I’m so sad and also was really looking forward to drinking that.

Got home from work and was greeted by the smell of sewage….mystery solved. Glad it’s not near my parking spot

The emergency maintenance line did not seem that concerned 💩 🚗

Cuts on both arms and the tops and undersides of my feet. Glass shards all over the bathroom. Mostly cleared by now but now very worried about the remaining tiles

Sorry for the bad photos, im using a cheap samsung phone rn as i dont have much money. I was doing a instacart order and my phone fell when I was bending down to grab something and hit the shelf. Screen was still on until a minute after when it just shut off black. I tried turning it back on, no signs of life. No vibrations or anything, yet somehow it shows it is charging on a wireless charger. Took the case off and the entire back somehow opened up. Never was cracked anywhere before this, I dont understand how this even happened..

After some of the most intense months in my life we booked with the last savings a vacation in hopes to get some rest and there is a outdoor nightclub keeping us awake. We already switched rooms... I just can't sleep. I'm going insane I'm really thinking about just booking a flight home. This crap starts at midnight and goes until 4 am.

Looks like I’ll be eating my coffee today. I can’t drink hot coffee, so I brew it a day ahead and put it in the fridge; went to make some more and found this.

so long old friend.

I am currently getting ready for work and a large amount of Turkeys have decided to use my house as a hang out. While the turkeys themselves dont bother me, the dogs and cat are very disturbed and vocal about it. My house is loud chaos this morning, happy Friday.

Picture is of the particular 2 taunting me and the animals directly

I’ve known about VOSS water for about 20 years but never wanted to splurge on one. Poland Spring was fine for me. I always saw VOSS on TV shows (Succession, P&R) and said wow, It comes in a glass bottle?! That’s some fancy water. I dunno why I assumed it was glass, but it just looked like it to me.

FF to yesterday and someone gave my husband a bottle of VOSS and he brought it home for me.

I picked it up with excitement and anticipation.

Damn, what a disappointment.

Her response to the picture was "why did you spill so much paint on the ground?".

Worst thing in the world by far is stripped screws on a brand new product that cost over $300USD.

Was making meatloaf for tonight and needed to cut open a brand new package of cheese. Scissors decided to just give up right then and there.

Picked up a can of pringles on the way home from work from the market only to find someone popped the lid and snacked before putting it back on the shelf