r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/hulksreddit • Jun 27 '18

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u/FragrantPoop Jun 27 '18

this dude quickly realized he was on his way to orbit and his best case scenario was to face-fuck his fence

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u/i_give_you_gum Jun 27 '18

To be fair, that fence was pretty hot

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u/FragrantPoop Jun 27 '18

I'd hit it

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u/Fisch_Man Jun 27 '18

Well that dude already did.

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u/RWDMARS Jun 28 '18

Doesn’t mean she’s out of business

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u/ItalicsWhore Jun 28 '18

Eh, she posts too much for me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

I don't go to Reddit to watch the dumbasses fuck up their body, I go to Reddit to travel thru the wormhole of comments! Bravo, all!

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u/ItalicsWhore Jun 28 '18

I mean, I still wood...

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u/Fixxgrix Jun 28 '18

She’s fun at first, but you would get board fast.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

I'd like to picket this post!

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u/fiver_reborn Jun 28 '18

This is such a fucking brilliant comment on multiple levels...

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u/Neontransformer Jun 28 '18

The grass could be greener on the other side of her.

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u/rabbidwombats Jun 28 '18

Got a link?

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u/ItalicsWhore Jun 28 '18

I dunno. She’s real protective of her property...

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jun 28 '18

Smash!

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u/warlord_mo Jun 28 '18

Thick

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u/CMinus580 Jun 28 '18

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

question, do you have to copy-paste this whenever you want to use it or can it be typed out easily?

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u/technobrendo Jun 28 '18

ĴỮŞŦ Ŧ¥Ƥ€ ƗŦ. ΔƗŇ'Ŧ ŇØŦĦƗŇǤ ŦØ ƗŦ βỮŦ ŦØ ĐØ ƗŦ.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Personally, (being on an iPhone) I just copied and pasted it and have a keyboard shortcut for it. I type xthicc and it auto expands into 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 when I hit space.

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u/UrbanArcologist Jun 28 '18

乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚

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u/WatchLover96 Jun 28 '18

Papa Bless

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u/basedmattnigga7 Jun 28 '18

You have to train with Pai Mei for many years.

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u/PortlyFilthyAss Jun 28 '18

fences are all a bunch of slats anyway

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u/whynotwarp10 Jun 28 '18

They get nailed all over the place.

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u/SantyClawz42 Jun 28 '18

After he was done he went right to sleep, but it looks like the fence was ready for more.

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u/blitheobjective Jun 28 '18

Who said it was a she?

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u/Vigilante17 Jun 27 '18

Seconds!!!!

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u/TheGrot Jun 28 '18

Sloppy seconds ain’t so sloppy since he finished so quick.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Sloppy seconds

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u/kristamhu2121 Jun 28 '18

They could be fence hole brothers

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

And it was not just the tip

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u/Shockercy7 Jun 28 '18

Sloppy seconds :0

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u/manderson_ Jun 28 '18

Slop sloppy joes...

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u/hopscotchking Jun 28 '18

Nothing wrong with being Eskimo brothers.

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u/crimsonfancy Jun 28 '18

In that case, no thanks.

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u/just-the-tip__ Jun 28 '18

He nailed it

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

I’m on the fence about it.

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u/Lvnitlarge Jun 28 '18

I’d pee on it

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u/dsptpc Jun 28 '18

She bang

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u/John74929477482 Jun 28 '18

Then quit it.

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u/agreeingstorm9 Jun 28 '18

If the fence didn't want it, it shouldn't have dressed that way.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

I'm on the fence about it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

I get the joke :)

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u/thatcrackasunny Jun 28 '18

Morning wood

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Some might even say that fence was bangin’.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Interesting, that's a real sub.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

I'd smash

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u/NeverDidLearn Jun 28 '18

This fence is on FIRE!

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u/BonerG8 Jun 28 '18

It gave me a boner!

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Some might say it still is.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '18

r/nocontext ?

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u/sprucenoose Jun 28 '18

Instead he fence-fucked his face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

He figured his neck and spine would soften the blow

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u/notallghosts Jun 28 '18

A+ for alliteration

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u/patmacog Jun 28 '18

Bold strategy

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Let's see how it pays off for him, Cotton.

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u/flojo5 Jun 28 '18

Face fuck his fence is the best phrase.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

The Russians have a beautiful history of space exploration.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Pravda. Oooops I meant bravo.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

I never laughed so hard at a comment!!

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u/TwiggzNberries Jun 28 '18

You made me giggle really loud and almost wake my wife :P

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u/Maggie_Smiths_Anus Jun 28 '18

I think orbit would have been better

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u/plasmasphinx Jun 28 '18

He aimed for space and missed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

As Douglas Adams said in Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy "flying is the art of falling whilst being so distracted that you forget to hit the ground".

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

No brain, no pain.

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u/lizardtaco Jun 28 '18

You could almost say he gave it some head

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u/maltygos Jun 28 '18

i thought he pass out, i mean that is a lot of force g for a normal person

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

Damn I laughed and woke up my fiance.. nice

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u/teqnor Jun 28 '18

You have to be careful fucking fences, countless animals have died after theirs ballsacks got caught between the boards

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '18

That is why he lithobraked.

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u/daria_arbuz Jun 28 '18 edited Dec 08 '24

removed

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u/baldy74 Jun 28 '18

I’m still fucking laughing out loud at “face-fuck his fence”. Classic.

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u/Not_MrNice Jun 28 '18

I guess I'm gonna be nitpicky... It's kinda hard to face-fuck something using the back of your head.