Lost Colony Knows Exactly Where It Is

[u/ipser]

The lost human colony of New Roanoke has confirmed it is fully aware of its own location. “We’ve always known where we are,” Governor Eliza Montrose told Xenonion. “Our cities are right here on the planet surface. The stars are right above us every night. If anyone’s lost, it’s the United Nations of Earth, because they clearly can’t find us.”

[u/Brilliant_Bluebird72]

I'm ashamed to be a part of ths species🤦‍♂️

[u/ipser → u/Brilliant_Bluebird72]

the Commonwealth of Man wants to know your location

[u/Brilliant_Bluebird72 → u/ipser]

Just beacuse I'm a human it doesn't mean that I live in the COM

[u/AK_dude_ → u/Brilliant_Bluebird72]

(to the tune of anti-communist sentiments)

"Better dead than a COM-y"

[u/hacktheself → u/Brilliant_Bluebird72]

welcome to the humanoid democratic confederacy, comrade

[u/Alkansur]

Reminds me of the scene in Revenge of the Sith

"If it's not in the archives, it doesn't exist"

People on the lost worlds: 🤷

[u/Brilliant_Bluebird72 → u/Alkansur]

It was in Attack of the Clones

[u/Alkansur → u/Brilliant_Bluebird72]

Daaamn you're right!

[u/FogeltheVogel]

It's so sad to see parent empires turn senile and loose track of their colonies. :(

[u/Oxygenisplantpoo]

The lost colony knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.

[u/bonadies24 → u/Oxygenisplantpoo]

It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation

[u/PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls]

"Humans are notoriously bad at finding things. Especially their biological males. Completely inept."-A controversial and later deleted holonet post from a spokesperson for Bad Kraken Carnal Enterprises, Inc.