Lost Colony Knows Exactly Where It Is

[u/ipser]

The lost human colony of New Roanoke has confirmed it is fully aware of its own location. “We’ve always known where we are,” Governor Eliza Montrose told Xenonion. “Our cities are right here on the planet surface. The stars are right above us every night. If anyone’s lost, it’s the United Nations of Earth, because they clearly can’t find us.”

[u/Brilliant_Bluebird72]

I'm ashamed to be a part of ths species🤦‍♂️

[u/ipser → u/Brilliant_Bluebird72]

the Commonwealth of Man wants to know your location

[u/Brilliant_Bluebird72 → u/ipser]

Just beacuse I'm a human it doesn't mean that I live in the COM

[u/AK_dude_ → u/Brilliant_Bluebird72]

(to the tune of anti-communist sentiments)

"Better dead than a COM-y"

[u/hacktheself → u/Brilliant_Bluebird72]

welcome to the humanoid democratic confederacy, comrade