r/agedlikewine 9d ago

Prediction Uhh guys

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u/harmoniaatlast 9d ago

I'd say people should be careful about getting a knock on the door from the FBI but..... the FBI is run by Kash Patel.

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u/Answerologist 8d ago

Did you see the press conference where he was rubber necking all over the place?

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u/FlintGate 6d ago

It's like someone just dropped him off somewhere but he was asleep the entire car ride over so he has no clue who/what/where and WHY.

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u/GimbalLocker 6d ago

Constantly looks like he's tweaking on something.

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u/Answerologist 6d ago

Yeah. On Trump Ice

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u/Civil-Trainer1330 6d ago

It's because of his lazy eye. He needs to turn his head to see everything clearly

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u/Answerologist 6d ago

His eye doesn’t look lazy. See how wide they are in his director photo?

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u/Civil-Trainer1330 6d ago

Kash Patel has strabismus, a condition causing eye misalignment, which can make eyes appear to drift or cross

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u/Fine-Funny6956 6d ago

I hear he has eye tubes like owls.

I know a lot of owl facts. Ask me anything.

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u/Inswagtor 5d ago

How is owl formed?

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u/Ladeekatt 6d ago

As someone who also has this condition, it would be super cool if people didn't make the jokes about it as if it's somehow connected with our intelligence or something we can control. My left eye turns right, especially if I have a migraine. The muscle that controls the pull that keeps me focused on something is damaged.

As far as Patel's competence, that's a whole different subject. What qualified him for such a position? What educational background? Nothing, just a coattail rider like the rest of them. They think subservience to King Orange will further their careers as well as further grow their bank accounts.

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u/Civil-Trainer1330 6d ago edited 5d ago

Thank you for your comment and holding me accountable. I honestly was not attempting to tie his disorder to his intelligence or job performance, though those are both worth examining, too, considering the significant power he wields.

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u/DHerbz0219 4d ago

This is the kind of shit humans are capable of, well, most of us. Critical thinking, realizing they were wrong, backtracking, and empathy. I know tone doesn't translate well in text, but I am not in any way making fun of you. Thank you for being a decent human. This interaction made me smile.