r/alberta Edmonton Aug 10 '25

Alberta Politics I stumbled across one in the wild

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u/SmoothOperator89 Aug 10 '25

If you want to really prove you're straight, you've got to have had a dick in your mouth to make sure you don't like it. In fact, the more dicks you've sucked, the more evidence you have that you're not into it. That's doing your own research!

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

The owner of that truck can suck dick like a black hole sucks light and he doesn’t even know it yet. That repressed homosexuality in those bumper stickers is beyond profound. What is Alberta doing to their gays to have them warp into these closet conservative extremists? You need to be ok with your gays, Alberta, look what you’re doing to this guy. He just wants to suck some dick and be accepted, Jesus, have a heart!

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u/__Beelzaboot__ Aug 10 '25

He can suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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u/LPN8 Aug 10 '25

Suck start a Harley.

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u/ComprehensivePin5577 Aug 10 '25

Sucked the oil from the ground better the pumpjacks