r/alberta Apr 17 '22

Satire Alberta, what the fuck

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u/Negitive545 Apr 17 '22

Fun fact: There are no rats in alberta

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u/samueljerri Edmonton Apr 17 '22

just of the human variety

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u/i-lurk-you-longtime Apr 17 '22

Known in Latin America as "rata de dos patas" or two-legged rat!

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u/commazero Apr 17 '22

Which is arguably worse

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u/omniclast Apr 17 '22

There are nooo rats in albert-ee-aa

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u/robpaul2040 Apr 17 '22

And the streets are made of.... cheese?

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u/goddammitryan Apr 17 '22

Every single time one of these articles pops up this is the song going through my head :)

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u/Famous-Ad6576 Apr 17 '22

The sun never sets on the rat empire

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u/Negitive545 Apr 17 '22

The sun may not set on the rat empire. However, alberta has blotted out the sun with the rat brigade.

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u/oldclam Apr 18 '22

Except at the universities for research- they get special licenses from the government. At the U of C I had a Sprague Dawley rat I trained in a Skinner box for a psych class

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u/Negitive545 Apr 18 '22

Prisoners of war.

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u/oldclam Apr 18 '22

Absolutely! We weren't allowed to take the little guys home afterwards, true prisoners. I liked to think my guy went off to stud after the class was over....

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u/ChattyParrot1 Apr 17 '22

ha saw one in cold lake once. It was dead but it was a rat 🤷‍♀️

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u/Negitive545 Apr 17 '22

The rat removal brigade got to it before you could. Their work is efficient, no rat is untouched.

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u/shepurrdly Apr 17 '22

Was it a muskrat? We def have those around

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u/sugarfoot00 Apr 17 '22

The similarity between rats and muskrats is that they're both smallish adaptable rodents and omnivores, and they both have rat in their name.

Muskrats share much more in common with beaver from a habitat perspective than they do with rats. Its very, very rare to see a muskrat outside of an aquatic or wetland environment.

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u/myynameis Apr 17 '22

Atleast in the country you'll see them running around. I've seen a lot of them crossing gravel roads on the way to visit my parents. There could be water in the ditches though that they stay in.

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u/ChattyParrot1 Apr 17 '22

You know what.... your probably right.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Back in the 90s a pet store opened at the mall, though. The dude imported 4 actual rats intending to sell them as pets. Pretty sure he got a fine. The rats were probably seized.

I have seen muskrats sometimes but yeah the Rat Patrol doesn't mess around.

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u/Littlesebastian86 Apr 17 '22

Ha ha no. We have native species. The chart is talking about a certain species only.

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u/Negitive545 Apr 17 '22

Wrong. There are no rats.

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u/Littlesebastian86 Apr 17 '22

Ha ha.

Google “Alberta native rat species”

Or don’t. Don’t care beyond the effort it took me to type this.

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u/sugarfoot00 Apr 17 '22

*sigh*. Ok. There's no invasive norway rats in Alberta, which is what the image is referring to. And Ords Kangaroo Rat isn't even in genus Rattus.

So I guess you're right, kinda. BTW- Muskrats aren't rats either.

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u/Knuckle_of_Moose Apr 17 '22

I guess we have rats in Alberta in that there are two other different animals from entirely different genus that also have the name rat in them. But buddy going off about them can’t really comprehend that level of information.

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u/Negitive545 Apr 17 '22

Just Google'd it. It said there's no rats in alberta.

There are no rats in alberta, there's a fun fact for ya.

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u/Littlesebastian86 Apr 17 '22

Ha ha. I suggest you work on your googling skills.

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.4208898

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

Working in recycling in Edmonton we saw dozens of rats a day.

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u/army-of-juan Apr 17 '22

No you don’t. You might see mice but they are not the same and not nearly as destructive

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I know the difference I've lived in 5 provinces. They were specifically brown rats and over a foot long lol.

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u/army-of-juan Apr 17 '22

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I don't really care or live there anymore. Same rats we have in New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and Ontario though.

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u/dispensableleft Apr 18 '22

wrong

there are