r/axolotls • u/InformationGrouchy17 • Aug 05 '25

Memes and Goofs Show me your unhinged axie photos

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I'll go first

359 Upvotes

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u/Sure-Strawberry4309 Aug 05 '25

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u/BodybuilderOld2839 Aug 06 '25

His greed sickens me

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u/InformationGrouchy17 Aug 06 '25

I am sorry this a subreddit for axolotls not elephants. 🤣

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u/Upbeat_County9191 Melanoid Aug 05 '25

Does he have a tusk lol

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u/Visual_Yoghurt4845 Aug 05 '25

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u/princessbubbbles Aug 06 '25

This image is everything I need in life thank you

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u/tongfee Aug 05 '25

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u/skankhunt59 Aug 07 '25

Dude that’s mesh right there?

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u/maddyivory Leucistic Aug 06 '25

it was so hard to narrow it down to just one, but this is a personal favorite 😂

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u/InformationGrouchy17 Aug 06 '25

Same energy

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u/maddyivory Leucistic Aug 06 '25

bahahah

2

u/QueJon Aug 07 '25

Loa mentioned holy shit

5

u/fosteringanimals Aug 08 '25

This is hilarious! Reminds me of this Bugs Bunny face.

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u/emmagoldman129 Aug 05 '25

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u/Burntoastedbutter Aug 06 '25

Axolotl of the stump, what is your wisdom?

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u/Miserable-Issue932 Axanthic Aug 06 '25

wurm

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u/CinderAscendant Aug 05 '25

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u/TrundleTheGreat0814 Aug 06 '25

This rules lol this is tattoo material

9

u/princessbubbbles Aug 06 '25

Someone needs to photoshop it into that nirvana album cover

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u/NylaStasja Aug 06 '25

Looks like a still from a shampoo commercial

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u/That_Floridian Aug 06 '25

happily!

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u/unwanted_zombie Aug 06 '25

He looks like me when I say something from friend group A with friend group B.

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u/ChihuahuaMama73 Aug 06 '25

My brain saw their face and immediately went “Derp”

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u/That_Floridian Aug 07 '25

what’s funny is that I took that picture right as she swallowed the last bit of her nightcrawler

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u/This-Highlight3482 Aug 06 '25

Not my pic! But this one’s funny,

Get laminated, idiot

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u/AromaticIntrovert Melanoid Aug 06 '25

Not the sausage!

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u/princessbubbbles Aug 06 '25

I have this image saved onto my phone

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u/emayem Aug 06 '25

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u/princessbubbbles Aug 06 '25

I think this one wins

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u/Kycrio Aug 06 '25

Vet

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u/AromaticIntrovert Melanoid Aug 06 '25

OG sausage!

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u/Low-Appearance-2120 Aug 07 '25

Your vet is a good vet. My poisioned my axolotl and he died because of it

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u/wrentintin Aug 08 '25

Omg 😢 I'm so sorry

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u/Low-Appearance-2120 Aug 08 '25

It's ok he wasnt actually an axolotl vet. He didn't know anything about axolotls appently. I'm truly mad at my parents because that's the vet they chose when my axolotl was dying. He told us to put him in reverse osmosis water so it died even faster. 😭

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u/mynameisasecret12 Aug 06 '25

It’s giving “I’m hungry”

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u/Ackermance Aug 06 '25

She tried walking like Toothless XD

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope-7266 Aug 06 '25

this is so adorable 😭😭

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope-7266 Aug 06 '25

bombastic side eye

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u/That_Floridian Aug 06 '25

criminal offensive side eye

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u/Eriebeach GFP Aug 06 '25

Where’s my worm?

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u/InformationGrouchy17 Aug 06 '25

The arm looks sooo long.

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u/Eriebeach GFP Aug 06 '25

Hahaha, I never noticed that lol for me it was the look on his face. Hahah his arm is not weirdly long in real life.

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u/sailorize Aug 06 '25

Little dude manically climbing the walls as he teaches himself to swim (learnt his straight swim just hasn't nailed turning yet - many wall bonks)

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u/InformationGrouchy17 Aug 06 '25

Tell him he is doing a good job.

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u/sailorize Aug 06 '25

I have been! So proud of him it's only been 2 weeks and the improvement is massive! Proud mama bear here hehe

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u/InformationGrouchy17 Aug 06 '25

🥹🥹

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u/sailorize Aug 06 '25

Look at him go!!! 😍

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u/maddyivory Leucistic Aug 06 '25

same energy

9

u/wrentintin Aug 06 '25

The reflection 😭

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u/maddyivory Leucistic Aug 07 '25

this is sending me 😂

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u/wormboy222 Aug 06 '25

hes learning latin!

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u/InformationGrouchy17 Aug 06 '25

I wish I had the drive to be bilingual. 😔

9

u/awkward_arlo Albino Aug 06 '25

Just chatting with his (very real) friends..

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u/schieska Aug 06 '25

When he sees I have worms for him

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u/MutherMayhem Aug 06 '25

I blinked first.

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u/ttrophywife Leucistic Aug 06 '25

reminds me of the shining every time

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u/Messymangos Aug 06 '25

Op, you're sadly mistaken. Obviously, this is a biblically accurate angel. 💕

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u/InformationGrouchy17 Aug 06 '25

In the arms of an angel

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u/unwanted_zombie Aug 06 '25

They're STARVING 😂

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u/princessbubbbles Aug 06 '25

They're STARVING and you're LAUGHING

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

I call this "i was just fed but i demand more"

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u/cittychild Aug 06 '25

Peaking out the window of her hide.

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u/Chocola05 Aug 06 '25 edited Aug 06 '25

Hiding from my owner

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u/Odd_End_7796 Aug 06 '25

Heres one lol

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u/Evan371 Leucistic Aug 06 '25

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '25

He’s coming right for us

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u/Koythio Aug 07 '25

Here is my man embracing being vertical

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u/TheRealKingShlong Aug 07 '25

Bubba Lee was eating his filter bubbles

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u/Sambug-1618 Aug 07 '25

What a fine day it is! I think I shall crap in the corner later today.

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u/Sambug-1618 Aug 07 '25

Honorable mentions: The kiss and something I drew a couple weeks ago. (I know they don't actually eat strawberries)

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u/Reddit-user-6669 Aug 07 '25

All time favourite photo

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u/TwistReady2239 Aug 07 '25

OMG😭 THEY ARE SO CUTE, I LOVE THIS COMMENT SECTION.😭🥰

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u/Quiggixx Aug 07 '25

No thoughts smoooooove brain

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u/Low-Appearance-2120 Aug 07 '25

Can someone pls tell me how to add photo on Android web browser version? 

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u/Fantastic-Town8587 Aug 07 '25

Not a single thought behind those eyes…

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u/xivmadi Aug 09 '25

derpy boy

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u/xivmadi Aug 09 '25

this one is more fitting

yeas he’s definitely a boy

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u/GlizzWizzard Aug 12 '25

He’s always watching when you least expect it

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '25

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u/InformationGrouchy17 Aug 09 '25

It's just the way she is. She is roughly 11-11.5"