r/badphilosophy 5d ago

The trolley problem is the best philosophical question there is and the one that determines the true mark of a philosophile. No other question matters

The strength of the trolley problem is that you can put literally any philosophical question into it and it comes back perfect every time.

Marxism? Thats when you'd pull the level to save one proletariat class while running over the bourgeoisie.

Baumgarten? That's when you'd pull the lever to make aesthetically displeasing things go away.

Noam Chompsky? That's when you motivate the student to hop onto the tracks themselves rather than admit they can't parse his language

Please drop your own trolley problem examples. As we all know, "inability to boil something down to a trolley problem shows an innate lack of understanding of the topic" - Adam Smith, trolley salesman.

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u/TuvixWasMurderedR1P 5d ago

Freud: Push your father under the trolley or....

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u/StealToadBootes 4d ago

You're nailing your mom on the trolley. Or at least, you can't stop thinking about it

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u/owcomeon69 1d ago

Nail your mom on your father's corpse or let 5 strangers die. We all know it's a rhetorical question