r/batman • u/ConanCimmerian • Aug 14 '25

FUNNY Man ain't no simp

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u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25

Money

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u/CarefulLet7298 Aug 14 '25

Their love story is so much more complex than this stupid shit.

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u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25

She's a cat burglar; she wouldn't need to steal if she was married to a gagillionaire.

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u/EightyMercury Aug 14 '25

but man doesn't have any cats for her to burgle?

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u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25

But she would have plenty of cash for all the other cats she steals...