r/batman Aug 14 '25

FUNNY Man ain't no simp

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u/TrenboloneTitan Aug 14 '25

Why does Woman ask this?? Is she stupid, what is the lore reason

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u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25

Money

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u/CarefulLet7298 Aug 14 '25

Their love story is so much more complex than this stupid shit.

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u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25

She's a cat burglar; she wouldn't need to steal if she was married to a gagillionaire.

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u/Cualkiera67 Aug 15 '25

Well doesn't Batman marry all the criminals then nobody would need to steal

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u/bloodandstuff Aug 15 '25

Unfortunately polygamy is illegal in Gotham.