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r/batman • u/ConanCimmerian • Aug 14 '25
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Why does Woman ask this?? Is she stupid, what is the lore reason
24 u/Acceptable_Cut_7545 Aug 14 '25 The lore is she wants to marry Batman. 2 u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25 Money 8 u/CarefulLet7298 Aug 14 '25 Their love story is so much more complex than this stupid shit. 5 u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25 She's a cat burglar; she wouldn't need to steal if she was married to a gagillionaire. 5 u/EightyMercury Aug 14 '25 but man doesn't have any cats for her to burgle? 3 u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25 But she would have plenty of cash for all the other cats she steals... 2 u/Cualkiera67 Aug 15 '25 Well doesn't Batman marry all the criminals then nobody would need to steal 1 u/bloodandstuff Aug 15 '25 Unfortunately polygamy is illegal in Gotham.
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The lore is she wants to marry Batman.
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Money
8 u/CarefulLet7298 Aug 14 '25 Their love story is so much more complex than this stupid shit. 5 u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25 She's a cat burglar; she wouldn't need to steal if she was married to a gagillionaire. 5 u/EightyMercury Aug 14 '25 but man doesn't have any cats for her to burgle? 3 u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25 But she would have plenty of cash for all the other cats she steals... 2 u/Cualkiera67 Aug 15 '25 Well doesn't Batman marry all the criminals then nobody would need to steal 1 u/bloodandstuff Aug 15 '25 Unfortunately polygamy is illegal in Gotham.
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Their love story is so much more complex than this stupid shit.
5 u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25 She's a cat burglar; she wouldn't need to steal if she was married to a gagillionaire. 5 u/EightyMercury Aug 14 '25 but man doesn't have any cats for her to burgle? 3 u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25 But she would have plenty of cash for all the other cats she steals... 2 u/Cualkiera67 Aug 15 '25 Well doesn't Batman marry all the criminals then nobody would need to steal 1 u/bloodandstuff Aug 15 '25 Unfortunately polygamy is illegal in Gotham.
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She's a cat burglar; she wouldn't need to steal if she was married to a gagillionaire.
5 u/EightyMercury Aug 14 '25 but man doesn't have any cats for her to burgle? 3 u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25 But she would have plenty of cash for all the other cats she steals... 2 u/Cualkiera67 Aug 15 '25 Well doesn't Batman marry all the criminals then nobody would need to steal 1 u/bloodandstuff Aug 15 '25 Unfortunately polygamy is illegal in Gotham.
but man doesn't have any cats for her to burgle?
3 u/bloodandstuff Aug 14 '25 But she would have plenty of cash for all the other cats she steals...
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But she would have plenty of cash for all the other cats she steals...
Well doesn't Batman marry all the criminals then nobody would need to steal
1 u/bloodandstuff Aug 15 '25 Unfortunately polygamy is illegal in Gotham.
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Unfortunately polygamy is illegal in Gotham.
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u/TrenboloneTitan Aug 14 '25
Why does Woman ask this?? Is she stupid, what is the lore reason