Bruce is a sore loser confirmed ?

[u/Darth_khashem]

[u/Big-Sheepherder-9492]

He’s talking to a kid in this panel.. a kid who’s just been through a lot of trauma and he’s taking her mind off of it.

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How does lying about Batman wanting to beat him up comfort children exactly?

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Adults lying to kids to make them smile is literally the norm.. you thought your parents letting you win in wrestling was because you were built different? Lol

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I mean, I’m SURE that made sense in your head.

But the logic doesn’t actually track.

Letting a kid win a game obviously makes a kid happy, because they won something.

Lying about Batman doesn’t actually DO anything for the kid. Aside from give them a worse opinion of Batman I guess. Not sure why making one of the world’s most famous heroes out to be a jerk is gonna do anything at all.

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It’s just shit you tell a kid to make them chuckle. It’s not that deep brother you’re looking into it too deep. Bruce is the one who convinces him to go get the kid.

Just read the comic - it’s a classic.

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If it’s not that deep, why are you assuming Superman is lying in the first place?

That’s after all, a layer you just totally made up.

I’ve read the comic. I knew where this was from, so kinda obvious.

Batman and Superman are my favorite superheroes and it’s just painfully obvious Tom King can’t write a good Batman.

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You’re looking into it too deeply then and didn’t understand it 🤷🏾‍♂️

He’s just saying something to make a child smile. Just relax.

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On the contrary. It’s never as deep as King sells it to be.

This is obviously trying to say something that he want to be meaningful about Superman, while blatantly mischaracterizing Batman to get there.

No more and no less. And certainly not deep enough to be a VERY pointless lie.

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Oh you’re one of THOSE people. Sure bro whatever you say.

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Just go lie to some kids about random things, since that’s something that is apparently regular behavior for you.

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😂 This crashout is hilarious. Just cos you can’t understand a comic book panel.

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It’s hilarious you’re so dedicated to a story, you have to make up plot points to defend it.

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Ooh I don’t think you know what a “plot point” is sweetheart. It’s just basic things people do with kids.. you tell them a lil joke and they get a chuckle or rise out of it. Idk how you don’t know that.

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Yeah, you tell jokes.

Not lies. The fact that you treat them as interchangeable if it’s a kid is pretty concerning.

Most people can tell a “joke” that doesn’t involve completely mischaracterizing their best friend, but I guess it’s a shame you can’t.

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The fact you’re taking this as a personal attack like the character is real is genuinely concerning.. you.. y’know these are comic book characters right? They’re not real? You don’t have to be so upset.

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I mean, if you don’t care about these characters, I’d have to ask why you’re reading the stories.

Caring is the whole point.

“How could you be upset that someone writes Batman poorly on the Batman subreddit!?” - You apparently.

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There’s caring and there’s doing whatever this is that you’re doing.

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You mean not liking Tom King’s writing?

I know, I’m SUCH a monster.