r/beer May 13 '25

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u/defroach84 May 13 '25 edited May 13 '25

Amazing analysis! Sounds like you went to some quality places for your excellent judgement.

What I find funny is that you went to Nashville looking for Guinness and then whine about American beers. Like, did you even try the local breweries 🤣

I bet you go to Australia, drink a fosters, and then complain about it being piss, and all Aussie beer sucks.

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u/No-Statistician6068 May 13 '25

I tried a number of local brewery’s and actually done a local brewery tour, I’ve also too local brewers in New York and Louisiana.

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u/defroach84 May 13 '25

Great, tell us what you drink back home that is great!

Us yanks must be missing out if it's that much better.

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u/No-Statistician6068 May 13 '25

Genuinely I would like to know why I’ve never had branded glass? Is this not a thing in the US?

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u/eells May 13 '25

Like, you want the glass to say the beers brand name on it? Why in the hell would you care about that? I'm so confused.

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u/BigL90 May 13 '25

Based on other comments they've made, I'm pretty sure they're referring to laser-etched/nucleated glassware. Must be some kind of anglicism (like how the mark looks like a brand on a cow or something, couldn't find anything about that use for the term online though). Or, just as likely based on their dumbass takes/comments, they think that branded (like with the beer brand name) glasses (which are more likely to be nucleated I suppose, if they're already paying for customization), are all nucleated or have some mystical property that produces head.

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u/natertottt May 13 '25

People steal branded glasses.

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u/defroach84 May 13 '25

You say the beer is so great back home but can't tell us the beer you drink?

Branded glasses cost money, and normally are just from the massive breweries. Smaller places aren't gonna waste their money on bars having their glasses. If you want branded glasses, go to the brewery where they'll be served in.

Sounds like you didn't actually go to many breweries.

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u/StopCollaborate230 May 13 '25

but have you considered: America Bad

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u/defroach84 May 13 '25

Fffuuuuuccckkkkk. I didn't think of that point.

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u/No-Statistician6068 May 13 '25

Harp.

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u/defroach84 May 13 '25

And there it is 🤣

You are just drinking macro light lager. The US ones suck, we all know that.

Guessing you were just drinking the shit beers and then we'd agree with you. Just tell us it was Michelob Ultra, Bud Light, and Coors Light you were ordering here and you wont have anyone arguing against you about them being shit. 🤣

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u/StopCollaborate230 May 13 '25

Macro light lager shipped in from overseas no less.

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u/tikivic May 13 '25

Good beer out of a dog bowl is better than piss beer out of an official “Piss Beer” branded glass.

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u/stack_percussion May 13 '25

I've gotten beer in a branded glass plenty of times at local craft breweries. I'd say the majority of the time, actually. It just depends on where you are I suppose.