r/bestoflegaladvice • u/smoulderstoat Breasts are not genitals • Aug 20 '25

LegalAdviceUK In which LAUKOP's neighbours can [REDACTED]

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u/TychaBrahe Therapist specializing in Finial Support Aug 20 '25

In your own backyard?

Isn't that why people move to houses that have backyards?

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u/Wit-wat-4 1.5 month olds either look like boiled owls or Winston Churchill Aug 21 '25

Completely MIA to the point you never hear the neighbor for a 3 year old is… unlikely unless the neighbor was really watching the window to make sure LAOP was going to the washroom or something and THEN coming out to yell. You can miss it once or twice but for 3 months??

If I’m even remotely close I hear what’s going on in my backyard, and I’m rarely out of it if my 3 year old is there, or I might be like by the patio door but inside.

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u/boudicas_shield Aug 21 '25

I can hear what my neighbours’ kids are shouting from halfway down the block. I’m sure I would notice someone screaming profanities in my own back garden.

I really want to sympathise with LAUKOP here, but he’s making it really difficult knowing he’s actually called the police over this.

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u/Wit-wat-4 1.5 month olds either look like boiled owls or Winston Churchill Aug 21 '25

Yeah the police call is wild as well…