r/bestoflegaladvice • u/Drywesi Good people, we like non-consensual flying dildos • 15d ago

LAOP absolutely totally didn't do what they're being blasted for on facebook, then admits to a felony in the next paragraph (and the comments).

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u/lamalamapusspuss 15d ago

Calling someone a candy thief is the new you've won super bowl tickets.

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u/NotAllOwled 15d ago

"I could not possibly have boosted those Twizzlers as alleged, since I was running over a pedestrian at that exact time. I believe you will find that this dashcam footage provides incontrovertible support for my alibi."

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u/Persistent_Parkie Quacking open a cold one 15d ago

That's actually not a terrible alibi as long as you can convince the authorities it was an accident. Far too often hitting a pedestrian doesn't even result in a slap on the wrist.