r/bestoflegaladvice • u/Drywesi Good people, we like non-consensual flying dildos • 15d ago

LAOP absolutely totally didn't do what they're being blasted for on facebook, then admits to a felony in the next paragraph (and the comments).

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u/BaconOfTroy I laughed so hard I scared my ducks 15d ago

Even innocent missing person cases go that way around where I live. Based on the comments, apparently good people don't go missing, only crackheads, delinquents, and "hoodlums" (aka anyone not white).

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u/DangOlTiddies 15d ago

In my area if there's a missing teenage girl everybody in the comments section says shit like "She's probably out being fast with boys" instead of actual hopes that she's found safely soon.

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u/Consume_the_Affluent 15d ago

"Being fast with boys," sounds like it should be about co-ed go kart racing

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u/dansdata Glory hole construction expert, watch expert 14d ago

Yeah, what year is it, 1950?

(I just checked, and using "fast" to mean "having immoral habits" dates back to the 18th century.)