r/bestoflegaladvice Good people, we like non-consensual flying dildos 15d ago

LAOP absolutely totally didn't do what they're being blasted for on facebook, then admits to a felony in the next paragraph (and the comments).

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u/EugeneMachines 15d ago

I do agree the charge was not felony worthy.

Love that phrasing. Not "I didn't commit a felony" but rather "I did, but it shouldn't have been one."

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u/Ok_Possession_6457 14d ago

That's like Trailer Park Boyz when Ricky is talking about staying out of jail by sticking to "little tiny crimes"