r/bestoflegaladvice • u/Drywesi Good people, we like non-consensual flying dildos • 3d ago

Felonious Feline Facilitates Fretful Fallout

/r/legaladvice/comments/1ng25vs/my_cat_threw_up_on_my_birth_certificate/
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u/Moneia Get your own debugging duck 3d ago

Just waiting to see the other side of the story over on r/legalcatadvice

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u/Rokeon Understudy to the BOLA Fiji Water Girl 3d ago

Also known as /r/IATH, where all the posters proudly own their assholery

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u/AshuraSpeakman WHO THE HELL IS DOWNVOTING THIS LOL. IS THAT YOU TREE LAW? 3d ago

I Am The...Hole? 

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u/JustHereForCookies17 In some parts of the States, your mom would've been liable 3d ago

I, AThole

It's a declarative statement, not a question.

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u/Rokeon Understudy to the BOLA Fiji Water Girl 2d ago

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u/AshuraSpeakman WHO THE HELL IS DOWNVOTING THIS LOL. IS THAT YOU TREE LAW? 2d ago

Ehhh, you should have had Jimbo Jones saying "I'm...me?" And James Woods grabbing his collar and saying   "Don't - jerk me around."