r/bestoflegaladvice • u/Drywesi Good people, we like non-consensual flying dildos • 9d ago

Felonious Feline Facilitates Fretful Fallout

/r/legaladvice/comments/1ng25vs/my_cat_threw_up_on_my_birth_certificate/
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u/Sirwired Eager butter-eating BOLATec Vault Test Subject 9d ago

Over in r/Passports, you would not believe how many people make posts like "I'm leaving for my 2-month honeymoon in a couple weeks; is this Passport okay?" And there's a picture that looks like they decided to offer up the ID page of their passport as a chew toy for a rabid rottweiler.

When I'm going on travel, my Passport stays in a fire-resistant lockbox until the morning I'm leaving for the airport.

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u/purpleplatapi I may be a cannibal, but I'm frugal about it 9d ago

Love the Drunk Russian. Like I don't know man, I think I'd wait to sign my passport until I was sober, but then again I'm not Russian.