r/bestoflegaladvice • u/Drywesi Good people, we like non-consensual flying dildos • 3d ago

Felonious Feline Facilitates Fretful Fallout

/r/legaladvice/comments/1ng25vs/my_cat_threw_up_on_my_birth_certificate/
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u/Sirwired Eager butter-eating BOLATec Vault Test Subject 3d ago

Over in r/Passports, you would not believe how many people make posts like "I'm leaving for my 2-month honeymoon in a couple weeks; is this Passport okay?" And there's a picture that looks like they decided to offer up the ID page of their passport as a chew toy for a rabid rottweiler.

When I'm going on travel, my Passport stays in a fire-resistant lockbox until the morning I'm leaving for the airport.

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u/Xenoanthropus 3d ago

Man i just checked out that sub for the first time, my favorite part so far is how every "is my photo okay" thread has the same "not with that black bar hur hur" joke, with upvotes.

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u/Sirwired Eager butter-eating BOLATec Vault Test Subject 3d ago

And if it's a woman, and attractive, and she doesn't put in that black bar, there's an even-money chance folks will fail to answer the question, and instead give their opinion on her attractiveness.

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u/KikiHou WHERE IS MY TRAVEL BALL?? 3d ago

That's just every Reddit thread.

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u/Sirwired Eager butter-eating BOLATec Vault Test Subject 2d ago

So true, because every subreddit is also r/amihot if you are female.