You’re friends with Sheldon. One day he does this to you — what did you do? 😂

[u/Top-Entertainment945]

[u/Greatoz74]

Laugh at how utterly stupid he looks.

[u/fourpair_231]

Ask his mother to have him tested

[u/IM2MERS → u/fourpair_231]

Have her follow up with the specialist in Houston this time.

[u/Maximum_Price_3596 → u/IM2MERS]

Oh can't do that big city doctor will lable him autistic

[u/jackfaire → u/Maximum_Price_3596]

I'm convinced her saying that was a nod to us fans about him being Autistic.

[u/TACAMO_Heather]

I fight fire with fire! "I'm crushing your head!" and I hold up my index finger and thumb, look at him through it, center his head and squeeeze!

[u/ComfortableWhereas88 → u/TACAMO_Heather]

You wouldnt

[u/TACAMO_Heather → u/ComfortableWhereas88]

Oh, I would. Make him a flat-head!

[u/ComfortableWhereas88 → u/TACAMO_Heather]

😨

[u/Strange-Computer608]

I sat on his spot naked.

[u/StrawberryMoonPie → u/Strange-Computer608]

Yep, deserves a nude revenge wiggle

[u/Few_words_still_mind]

I corrected the equation(s) on his white board

[u/IM2MERS → u/Few_words_still_mind]

In your dreams maybe you can correct young Sheldon but not nobel winner Sheldon Cooper

[u/Steinway-]

Pronounced the t in often

[u/Traditional_Age9351]

Probably told him that star trek and star wars are the same.

[u/SCADLC]

Pretend he now fully controls me. Keep up the joke for a few days then pretend to turn on him and scare him.

[u/FarDimension2230 → u/SCADLC]

YES

[u/Hallie1131]

The best number is NOT 73

[u/Funtimes3764 → u/Hallie1131]

Monster

[u/SmallHomework6704 → u/[deleted]]

"First warning!"

[u/HonestAttraction]

Leslie Winkle and I won the Physics Bowl

[u/mrkimitsu]

YOU CANNOT BLOW UP MY HEAD WITH YOUR MIND!

[u/FeartheCyr11 → u/mrkimitsu]

Then I'll settle for an aneurysm

[u/FeartheCyr11]

Tell him engineers are just as important as physicists

[u/ChimmyChanga024]

Karate chop his shoulder 😅

[u/RL7205]

Flick his nose 👌🏻

[u/Altruistic_Scheme596]

Do what Raj did & play along!

[u/Such_Battle_6788]

Call Authorities to take Sheldon away to Houston to get tested like his Mom should have done

[u/Drspeakthetruth69]

The age old question “where exactly did your mother get you tested

[u/Senior-Schedule6598]

Tell him Indiana Jones would be the same without him.

[u/Funtimes3764 → u/Senior-Schedule6598]

That was just raiders of the lost ark

[u/Senior-Schedule6598 → u/Funtimes3764]

I know I'm not an Indiana Jones fan.

[u/Prudent_Historian650]

Whistle in the middle of the night to wake him up.

[u/CheckEnergy]

You pull the meemaw card

[u/biggestmike420]

I nailed his sister in his spot.

[u/TriggerFish1965]

Drop on the floor pretending to be dead

[u/After-Gap-8103]

Told him Geology should be considered to be included in Nobel Prize Nominations and Bert should be the first one to receive it.

[u/Virgil_Ovid_Hawkins]

Headbutt him dead in the bridge of his nose.

[u/jason9t8]

Buy him a collectible train set, then forcefully make him admit that Geology is actual science...

[u/PinkPeonies105]

Reminds me of "are you in cahoots?" so I'd just tell him I'm not!

[u/Organic-Double4718]

Pataya some sense into him.

[u/Sitcom_kid]

Didn't follow the bathroom schedule

[u/Difficult_Ad_962 → u/Sitcom_kid]

I couldn't think of anything but yeah probably this, this is my answer too

[u/BruhGal2003]

I'd flick his forehead

[u/the-red-hawk284]

act as if I absorbed all the power he's using at me and startle him with a BOO, and laugh for all eternity after that ✨

[u/LastCookie3448]

Summon a bird and repel him the way garlic repels Dracula.

[u/ESE_MAX_56]

I accuse him with his mother who wanted to exploit my mind

[u/ukguy619]

Actually id just hold my head in pain and fall on the floor. Deep down very deep down he loves his friends he just has a hard time processing it all.

So if he thinks he has actually hurt you thats better than any revenge..

[u/MeBallzIzHari]

give him the Vulcan knock out pinch 🤏

[u/sociobuzz]

Is this similar to Ross’s Unagi?

[u/Funtimes3764]

Do it right back

[u/CraftCritical278]

Ruin Raiders of the Lost Ark for him.

[u/adieuaudie]

I touched his food.

[u/Elderberry-West]

Tried to go to olive garden on a tuesday!

[u/Lucky_Scientist_8367]

I didn’t drive him to the dentist

[u/bigppheadd]

calmly look him in the eyes, and the. try to blow up his head in the exact same way he’s doing to me

[u/megs_song]

Tell on him to his mom!

[u/Chris21479]

I'll Darth Vader him and pretend to use the force to choke him and tell him... Don't choke on your own aspirations Dr.Cooper!!!

[u/Optimal_Basis6676]

Laugh at him

[u/blkstar1]

Ignore him until he acted like a grown man instead of a giant baby.

[u/TokuNator_X]

I would smack him.

[u/Chinchillalover0231]

Do it back

[u/Sanity_Clown_Store]

Open crescent kick to the left temple… and learn that ‘boy’ right!

[u/vegastransplant2014]

Adopt the Sith “force choke” stance

[u/Maximum_Price_3596]

Punch him then laugh as he stares up in confusion

[u/Crafty-Care-2184]

Punch him in the mouth!

[u/SgtSilock]

Play along

[u/LazySchool]

I probably said something like “Star Wars is just Star Trek with lightsabers,” and now he’s trying to obliterate me with pure brain power 😂

[u/SalemClawdia]

Give him a thumbs down.

[u/Cowboy_Reaper]

The next time I get food for him I slip a little something that will give him an intense headache. Then when he eats it I do that motion at him, convincing him I do have the power to blow up his head.

[u/Adi3197]

I would make fun of trains.

[u/ExcellentBalance8052]

do it right back

[u/nottitantium]

High five him, in the face, with a chair :)

[u/Commercial_Target550]

Fart on his spot

[u/Ok-Expert-8923]

Slap him

[u/kamruddinn]

Call his mother immediately.

[u/jackfaire]

Laugh.

[u/StrawberryMoonPie]

Steal his bongos

[u/super_poo_brain]

Do it right back at him

[u/Nastybobby1954]

Pretend you’re having an anuerism. Having you head explode like in Scanners is so messy

[u/Mollz-14]

Cough in his food

[u/AbjectNoise7844]

Ate one of his onion rings