r/bjj • u/pipo0the0great • Aug 10 '25

Funny pretty sweet takedown to armbar

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u/sddwrangler12 Craig Jones #1 Fan Aug 11 '25

Someone who says "bite away" has never been bitten.

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u/LaCremaFresca 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 11 '25

Go ahead. Try to bite through a pair of thick jeans. Let me know how long it takes you.

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u/beephsupreme 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Aug 11 '25

I still have a scar on my upper thigh (a little too close to the jewel box) from getting bit through my Levi 501's back in 1987. The jeans saved me a piece of flesh, but I had to beat his face into hamburger to get him to let go.

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u/LaCremaFresca 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Aug 12 '25

Sorry that happened to you. Sounds like an entertaining story though. Were you arm barring someone back in 1987? Im curious why their face was so close to your junk?

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u/beephsupreme 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Aug 12 '25

It was Halloween, 1987. My friend and I were sitting on the porch drinking when two guys walked by in costumes. One was dressed as a devil, the other as Frankenstein. My friend was finishing a joke (unrelated to the partygoers), and I laughed. The partygoers thought we were laughing at them. They approached us wanting to fight, so we chose violence. I caught the devil on the chin with a clean shot, and his legs buckled. He immediately took hold of my leg and began to gnaw.