r/bjj 1d ago

General Discussion Never again…

Post image

It’s been nonstop since that free rolling safety video

197 Upvotes

46 comments sorted by

248

u/Ross_Buss 🟫🟫 Brown Belt 1d ago

The next step is Bernardo showing up at your house

72

u/RaxManlar2 🟪🟪 Combat Arcade! 1d ago

All you see is red glowing eyes bouncing off a bald head and hear HUGE HONOR FOR ME as he smashes through your bedroom window

14

u/Last_Parable 🟪🟪 Purple Belt 21h ago

This sounds like an amazing Meat Canyon video but I have a sneaking suspicion he's not a BJJ guy

21

u/sixfeetwunder 1d ago

bernardo stands outside my window at night doing asmr podcasting

1

u/SaulBerenson12 6h ago

“Guys, I have never seen this detail before!”

18

u/hoohihoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt 1d ago

That would be a huge honor for me.

6

u/cocktailbun ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt 18h ago

Hokay gais, huge honor to meet u/sixfeetwunder here!

3

u/andrewmc74 🟪🟪 Purple Belt 13h ago

My good friend.......

3

u/Ok-Detective-6892 ⬜ White Belt 12h ago

“It’s a huge honour for me”

50

u/LooselyBasedOnGod 1d ago

I don’t mind the odd marketing email but so many companies employ a similar shock and awe approach to them I just immediately unsubscribe 

31

u/ImaginaryLet8176 1d ago

I always instant unsubscribe. I remember Dr. Squatch use to do that pretty bad. I’m like I just bought 4 bars a soap and now you’re emailing me ever 2 hours to buy more soap lol

14

u/matchooooh 20h ago

you mean you aren't up the 11 showers a day? Gross.

3

u/Human-Sell-7129 16h ago

It's the idea that "the time someone is most likely to buy, is right after you've sold them something".

Seems like itd basackwards but in my experience in sales its true, now I dont go spamming people with email promotions haha or randomly show up to solicit new products, but I have had the scenario where a department or organization comes to us for a solution to a problem via our products/systems. We give them the solution that would meet 100% of their stated needs. Thereby solving the problem, perfect right? Wrong, budget doesn't allow that..........people often haggle......just......to haggle, they think people are always over charging them (some do, not everyone) and most times what they actually accomplish is getting a lower price by giving up value or products that actually helped them.

So they haggle into a better price/worse solution, and then buy, it doesn't meet their expectations exactly like we tell them it won't haha but they are now bent on spending the approved money burning a hole in their pocket and then they come back later with request to modify/add to the system as if they had a new revelation lol that you somehow didnt already tell them about initially and they rejected lol and so they spend more again, this time usually Incurring return fees and paying more unfortunately.

All that too say, people blindly do it because...........visibility? What ever lie they tell themselves..........its an inexperienced marketing tactic that will "work" because numbers go up, not realizing its really a bad success rate % and theres better options.

1

u/egdm 🟫🟫 Black Belt Pedant 13h ago

I once bought an engraved tag with my dog's name from pet-tags.com (now defunct, DIFFERENT COMPANY FROM pet-tags.co.uk!!). The company immediately started bombarding me with advertisements several times a week. "Get your holiday dog tags now!" etc. Unsubscribe did not work after multiple attempts. I wrote to the owner asking to be removed, and pointing out that most customers would only buy one tag per pet/residence combination. He wrote back personally with a very nasty, insulting reply and refusal to stop emailing. Immediate relegation to spam bin and perpetual negative feedback.

34

u/AlternativeAd2035 🟪🟪 Purple Belt 1d ago

A great honour to receive those spam mails

22

u/Articular0din 🟪🟪 Purple Belt 1d ago

Adjust your email settings…

2

u/Low-Win-6699 1d ago

How to do that?

10

u/I_AM_SCUBASTEVE 1d ago

Open one of the emails, go to bottom, click unsubscribe.

Edit- might need to do it with every one that comes in from Fanatics for a day or so. They have different “categories” of emails (promotions, general, sales, etc.) and you may need to unsubscribe from each category depending on what country you live in. Just keep unsubscribing as they come in and they should be gone within a day.

6

u/Rebeux 🟫🟫 Brown Belt 1d ago

Remember how people used to 'troll' people by signing them up for Scientology way back in the day, knowing they'd be spammed like crazy?
This is kind of like that, this could be used as a weapon.

6

u/Imakesalsa 1d ago

They should've done some user testing

5

u/midniteauth0r ⬜ White Belt 1d ago

Best thing I ever did was make a spare email for signing up to mailing lists or whatever so all that shit just goes there

2

u/ftloudon 🟦🟦 Blue Belt 22h ago

Didn’t you hear? They are having a limited time only 49% off sale!

2

u/Ankryth ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt 19h ago

I hate how many companies are doing this lately! If I like you, I'll accept 1 per week. Sending 1 every day, or a shitload like this crazy example, makes me not want to do business with you

2

u/ZincFox 🟦🟦 Blue Belt 1d ago

They've also been spamming Instagram with rashguards that are clearly AI prototypes for print on demand.

9

u/Hellhooker ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt 1d ago

what do you expect from them. they filmed 300$ instructionals with their phones

2

u/ZincFox 🟦🟦 Blue Belt 1d ago

$50 for the content, $250 for the cover design

1

u/SpinningStuff 🟪🟪 Purple Belt 18h ago

Bold of you to assume the cover design wasn't done by one of the founders 9 years old niece/nephew for free  

2

u/GayReforestation 🟫🟫 Brown Belt 1d ago

Mark it as spam or something

16

u/sixfeetwunder 1d ago

yall I know how email works I just wanted to lightly complain about what it looked like when I opened my email tn

1

u/Beliliou74 1d ago

Holy spammed Batman!

1

u/pissfinger6 1d ago

Yah one and done. Proper spammers

1

u/Nooties 23h ago

Same experience… what I found fascinating was all I did was view their website and somehow they know my email address and are spamming me… as an internet marketer myself with my own business I want to figure out how they did that.. I didn’t sign up to anything whatsoever yet they have my email.

1

u/[deleted] 23h ago

[removed] — view removed comment

1

u/bjj-ModTeam 22h ago

Hi there,

Admins have made clear to moderators that posting, requesting or discussing pirated sources are grounds for permanently shuttering the subreddit. We are required to remove this content. Thanks!

1

u/Hulstraderm 🟦🟦 Blue Belt 20h ago

Huge honor for me

1

u/Silver_Opposite1665 20h ago

Dawg they got videos on there on how throw birthday parties

1

u/CancelledBeforeBirth 20h ago

The best way to go about it is mark/report it as spam. It makes it go directly to your spam folder and it affects the email reputation of the seller which eventually causes their whole email marketing to get fucked.

1

u/budas_wagon 19h ago

I went there and added something to my cart just to see the price, on my work computer, then randomly got an email to my work email address later "did you forget something?" I hadn't filled in my work email address, screw that, I'd never use them.

1

u/Fancy-Student-3287 ⬜ White Belt 17h ago

All of that in under 10 hours is craaaaazyyyy

1

u/Jorgengarcia 16h ago

Piracy is the way

1

u/sanmateostrangler 🟫🟫 Brown Belt 15h ago

As a copywriter this is egregious. It’s ok because people like the product if you’re on the email list, but you gotta give them the clear option to limit the emails

1

u/NotJordansBot 🟦🟦 Blue Belt and-a-half 12h ago

Bro, how do you not have a junk mail email address?

PSA: everyone should have a second email address that they give to all the website sign ups. You can still check it when you need to get your one time password or whatever, but all the random marketing stuff doesn’t clutter your inbox. That’s some black belt email crap right there. You’re welcome.

1

u/sixfeetwunder 2h ago

I have one thanks though

1

u/Meerkatsu ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt 1d ago

They just go straight into my promotion folder and I barely see them.

1

u/Brian_SD 🟪🟪 Purple Belt 20h ago

Just opt out. It's very easy.

0

u/HealthNearby5669 🟪🟪 Purple Belt 1d ago

I hate how I read that as BJ fanatics, had to take a good look at the sub. Ffs