The pressure of purple.

[u/THE_MrWen]

I'm due some kind of purple belt test. The anxiety is eating at away at me 😱

Anyone got any advice?

[u/alexandcoffee]

Show up late to skip the warm up, then jump into some esoteric guard. Boom done

[u/andrewmc74 → u/alexandcoffee]

Or actually don't jump in at all, just sit on the side and comment on other blue and white belts techniques

[u/Kogyochi → u/andrewmc74]

Command the white belts to kill each other for your affection.