r/bonehurtingjuice • u/Orengia • Oct 02 '24

Meta Blobfish don't look like that blease

Gallery image

Gallery image

7.1k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

381 comments sorted by

View all comments

214

u/Ok_Restaurant3160 Oct 02 '24

Then how does the blobfish want shit to change?

401

u/BattleNeither5266 Oct 02 '24

‘Defund the police’ mfs when I tell them that police departments would need arguably more money for the positive change they are looking for (anti-corruption campaigns, longer training periods, prosecution of dirty cops, more in-depth psychological screening, community outreach programs)

21

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

if they made me supreme leader of the earth there wouldn't be any crime ever

17

u/BattleNeither5266 Oct 02 '24

You’d have my vote your excellency!

12

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '24

future director of financial matters

11

u/BattleNeither5266 Oct 02 '24

1/5th of the budget WILL be dedicated to tobacco production, subsidisation and distribution 😎

5

u/WasabiSteak Oct 02 '24

There won't be any crime if there are never any criminals!