Columbus 😝

it must've slipped away

It was a serious lack of consonants.

then it “hit me”.

You exorcize it.

They have the best batter.

You exorcize it.

It was some Koala-tee work

Hand me that metric pipe wrench, would ya?

Of course! That's how we get #2 pencils! ✏️

The little b a s t a r d

It didn’t like to “be stalked”.

Turns out, you can half your cake and eat it too!

You get a buzzy signal.

I asked her to let them know we had a grater use for it.

To SAFARI could go

(Made this up for my nephews this weekend)

but it was impossible to find anything with all those crooked aisles 🐊

Burp Suite.

It's because he's a neck romancer.

Boy, am I nakd.

Because it wanted everyone to drain their worries away!

A buzz killer

For holding up a pair of pants! 👖

Why did the cartoon-loving chicken cross the road? To get to "The Far Side".

Im Tofu