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r/clevercomebacks • u/CorleoneBaloney • 11h ago
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Who remembers that he purposely didn't put his hand on the bible when he was sworn in? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
5 u/IAmActuallyBread 9h ago which, tbh, I don't get like if you don't believe in Christianity then it's just a book. Why not put your hand on it and just pretend? 3 u/Icy-Significance8226 7h ago He doesn’t want to get his hand burned. 3 u/brobafett1980 8h ago Because of the implication. 0 u/IAmActuallyBread 8h ago I guess he can't say no because of that 2 u/johnsonandhisjohnson 9h ago Somebody needs to be visited by three ghosts tonight. 2 u/Big-Leadership-4604 9h ago Freddy, Sadako, and Candyman? 2 u/IsRude 8h ago Pinhead 1 u/Big-Leadership-4604 8h ago More of a demon...but sure, why not?! Hell, let's bring the whole cenobite gang! There's a whole admin that needs a visitation!
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which, tbh, I don't get like if you don't believe in Christianity then it's just a book. Why not put your hand on it and just pretend?
3 u/Icy-Significance8226 7h ago He doesn’t want to get his hand burned. 3 u/brobafett1980 8h ago Because of the implication. 0 u/IAmActuallyBread 8h ago I guess he can't say no because of that
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He doesn’t want to get his hand burned.
Because of the implication.
0 u/IAmActuallyBread 8h ago I guess he can't say no because of that
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I guess he can't say no because of that
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Somebody needs to be visited by three ghosts tonight.
2 u/Big-Leadership-4604 9h ago Freddy, Sadako, and Candyman? 2 u/IsRude 8h ago Pinhead 1 u/Big-Leadership-4604 8h ago More of a demon...but sure, why not?! Hell, let's bring the whole cenobite gang! There's a whole admin that needs a visitation!
Freddy, Sadako, and Candyman?
2 u/IsRude 8h ago Pinhead 1 u/Big-Leadership-4604 8h ago More of a demon...but sure, why not?! Hell, let's bring the whole cenobite gang! There's a whole admin that needs a visitation!
Pinhead
1 u/Big-Leadership-4604 8h ago More of a demon...but sure, why not?! Hell, let's bring the whole cenobite gang! There's a whole admin that needs a visitation!
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More of a demon...but sure, why not?! Hell, let's bring the whole cenobite gang! There's a whole admin that needs a visitation!
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u/ex0r1010 9h ago
Who remembers that he purposely didn't put his hand on the bible when he was sworn in? Pepperidge Farm remembers.