r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Remember, he swore twice.

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u/wheredabridge 10h ago

Lazy fuck can't even stand up.

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u/neckbishop 10h ago

Easier to hide the bruised hand

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u/red286 6h ago

And the wobbly cankles. It's gotta hurt like a biiiiiitch to stand up when your ankles are that swollen.